Best usage of the word 'Fuck'

[All Hail Lelouch]

Title says it all

Mine would have to be the line from Fullmetal Jacket: "Son, I like you, I'll let you come to my house and fuck my sister. *Punches the guy*"

Whats yours?

 

[Marter]

Not at all.

 

[spartan231490]

fuck china! I use that curse all the time, and im not even angry at china.

 

[Insanum]

Guy 1:"Dude, You know how we've just spent the past 6 hours trying to cram all this stuff in the car, And started the first 30 minutes of a 12 hour drive..."

Guy 2:"Yeah?"

Guy 1: "I think we forgot our passports. "

Guy 2: FUCK!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

The Jay Rap from Jay and Silent bob Strike back

 

[shadyh8er]

Jesus Titty-Fucking Christ!


So random, so funny.

 

[gibboss28]

Oh thats an easy one:

*snip*

Though that is also quite bitching.

 

[Smagmuck_]

This is the best one in my opinion.

I was holding a camera at a friends house on a USMC base with night vision. It was Holloween and we were gettin' candy this is what happened when we were a hundred yards from the house.

Me: So, how long are we gonna be out?

Friend: One until the flow of candy stops.

Friend 1: What about the candy already at your house?

Friend: Nah, my mom'll give away the pizza before she does that.

All: *Silence*

AllIZZA!

*Mad dash to his house to find the pizza gone, and his mom gone*
*I looked at the empty pizza box*

Me: FUCK!

 

[Treefingers]

Every use of the word in Pulp Fiction.

 

[Eatbrainz]

The Jay Rap from Jay and Silent bob Strike back

My favourite part of the whole film.

 

[AMX58]

Scarface look up that video of the short version that a lot of fucks

you fuckin cocksucka

 

[DividedUnity]

Ever hear of the concept of emphasis through repetition?

This song is made of that.

That was brilliant. Its scary that something so sill makes such a true statement.

 

[ThaBenMan]

 

[Mr. Win]

 

[CloudKiller]

In the words original context as an anacronym F.U.C.K. "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge"

 

[Plank of Wood]

Fry And Laurie - Court [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVkckG6zw6I]

Best. Punchline. Ever.

 

[Gunner 51]

In games, it has to be when you come face to face (figuratively speaking) with the Shaggoth.

"Oh fuck!" is a wonderfully appropriate reaction to the monster than normally drives people insane when they see it.

 

[Jack and Calumon]

Calumon: It isn't that funny Octopus...