Best usage of the word 'Fuck'

[eyedonutkair]

IMO, I would say it is best used directed at you by someone else after the word 'let's.'

 

[More Fun To Compute]

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Friend: So when is this project due?
Me: Three weeks
Friend: ...Well fuck this! *starts playing CS*

And can you really blame him?

 

[AngryMongoose]

Fuck that...

 

[Doctor VonSexMachine]

 

[Darwins_Folly]

 

[Fingolfin High-King of the Noldor]

I just enjoy saying "Fucking fuck!" when something bad happens. Which is quite often.

 

[fletch_talon]

Fucktonne
better yet
Metric Fucktonne

I estimate it to be worth about 20 Shitloads.

Now to use it in a sentence.
The contents of the crapbucket weighed 2 metric fucktonnes and five and a half shitloads.

Something about mixing swearing and measurement just makes me laugh.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

WHAT
ARBITRARY
SILLINESS!

Also


Then word has never been so epic as when uttered by this man.

 

[rt052192]

Shaun of the Dead: "fuckadoodle-doo"

also...

EDIT: fuCKYou

 

[Layz92]

Love the way the doctor draws it out

 

[glenny87]

I'd have to say the best usage of the word fuck would have to be the one and only time it's used in Date Night with Steve Carell.

 

[Azrac]

In the words original context as an anacronym F.U.C.K. "For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge"

Nope. that's actually a backronym for it. It originally came from the Germanic roots of english i.e. fock.

 

[Valksy]

Opening scenes of Four Weddings and a Funeral. Especially as my Mum had rented it to watch with my Gran thinking it would be a lovely charming fluffy RomCom. The 15 rating didn't register and by the time Hugh Grant said "fuckity fuck......bugger" I was literally rolling across the floor with laughter while Mum and Gran had that "I sucked a lemon face".


I guess you had to be there....

 

[MetalDooley]

 

[Plurralbles]

FUCK SALT!

Edit: ninja'd, and he even had the vid... : (

 

[Cid Silverwing]

Every time Yahtzee said it.

I don't know why, he has a special way of emphasizing the F so much and unintentionally dragging it out all the time.

 

[Rainboq]

This.