best video game characters catch phrases.

[windfish]

Kyle Katarn:
Never trust a bartender with bad grammar.

Link's Awakening is my all-time favorite game, so mine are mostly from there.

Owl (Link's Awakening): Hoot, indeed!
Moldorm: BUZZ BUZZ OUTZZZIDER.
Marin: *sings Ballad of the Wind Fish all the time*

 

[HSIAMetalKing]

"Time to split!"
-Sergeant Cortez

He says it so often and at the worst possible times. Plus, it's so cheesy. It's... It's just so bad that it's awesome.

Haha, that's one of my favorites too.

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

not from the video game incarnation of him but still

Deadpool: Shh my Common sense is tingling


Learn. Learn from mistakes- Goh the Crow from Shinobido

OSU!- Paul

 

[CartoonHead]

"Need a light?"

Firebat from Starcraft

"In the pipe, 555"

Dropship from Starcraft (ALIENS reference)

 

[J'aen]

"Oh, and Gordon, if you see Dr. Breen, tell him I said *crashing noise* you!"

Barney, in Half Life 2.

Agreed. On the other hand, why did Valve bother to censor it? This is a game where tiny aliens rape people's minds and turn them into zombies. I don't think anyone's going to mind the swearing by the time you get to City 17 again.

 

[HSIAMetalKing]

"Not enough energy!" -Rogue, World of Warcraft

Tee hee. Bit of WoW humor. Carry on.

 

[_dante]

"Little pigs, little pigs let me in, or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll kick your asses in"

From Duke Nukem

 

[Divine-Darkness]

"What's your problem bacon bits, wake up on the wrong side of your mother this morning?"
~Tony Hawk's Underground

"Snake? What happened? Snake! SNAAAAAAAAKE!!"
~Colonel Campbell; Metal Gear Solid

"Come see me after the experiment, I'll buy you a beer"
~Barney; Half-Life

"...now about the beer I owe ya"
~Barney; Half-Life 2

 

[tortured3679]

"Hey!"..."Listen!"..."Hey!"..."Hey!"..."Listen!"

Damn You Navi!

 

[CartoonHead]

"Come in, don't just stand there I said come in...Come in, don't just stand there I said come in...Come in, don't just stand there I said come in..." continue to repeat ad nauseum.

Bar guard from S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Definitely one of the most memorable game quotes ever (albeit because it hammers it into your brain via repetition).

 

[KrappR42]

"Thank god for cold fusion." Marine from Starcraft after pulling a beer can out of a nuclear bomb case.

"Ooh, yeah! We got the hookup, baby! They giving us a big-ass dinner!"-Cole
"We are going to get dysentery from this shit..."-Baird, both from Gears of War

"You missed! You need glasses, sucka!"-Cole from GoW.

"We are going to reach down their throats, rip out their guts, and throw them away, laughing! Am I right marines?"
"Sir, yes sir!"
"Uh-huh, damn right I am!" Sgt. Johnson from Halo:CE.

"Come back here! I'll bite your kneecaps off!" Grunt from Halo 3.

 

[Ultrajoe]

My favorite

"They say god works in mysterious ways, but not this time... This is 65 tonnes of high powered, high yield, fuel driven DIVINE INTERVENTION!"

Sgt. Johnson, delivering a tank on legendary.

 

[Juan Regular]

"I'm the disease and you're the cure........ ehm." - Ash in Fistful Of Boomstick
"Huh, radio. What's going on with that radio?" - Harry in Silent Hill
"Plants need to have water poured on them because they have no hands to hold glasses of water." - and all the other G-Man quotes in Psychonauts.

 

[Fronken]

"Hey!"..."Listen!"..."Hey!"..."Hey!"..."Listen!"

Damn You Navi!

idd, she is annoying as hell

 

[Fire Daemon]

You're good, but I'm better.

-Star Wolf (bless him)

 

[CartoonHead]

"Come out - we won't hurt you!"
followed by:
"You will die a slow, slow death!"

Cabalco troops from Blood 2: The Chosen.

 

[apmpnmdslkbk]

"There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all of your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the companion cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either because you dont have any other friends. Because of how unlikable you are."

From the crazy robot in the end of portal

 

[Lord Krunk]

"Come see me after the experiment, I'll buy you a beer"
~Barney; Half-Life

"...now about the beer I owe ya"
~Barney; Half-Life 2

Exactly that.

 

[oecumenix]

* Oh no.. I dropped the rope. I'd better go get another [Barry, Resident Evil]
* Come get some [Duke Nukem]
* Snake! Snaaaake!
* Welcome... to your doom! [the guy in Altered Beast]

And of course:

* Hadoken!

[edit] also "My life for Aiur!".. how could I forget that one?!