Best video game one liners of all time

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Scoooby

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some of the ODST comments from halo 2 & 3 you hear in the background are hilarious
 

AbsoluteVirtue18

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"This is great. I've got chicken-wuss and a guy that just reached puberty in my squad."


Seifer Almasy, Final Fantasy VIII


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDHILlsaXWQ
 

Jetbaby

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If we're talking 'best' as in most bizarre/laughable, my vote's for SMT: Digital Devil Saga.

Heat: Wanna eat me?

I'll also cast a vote for "Dreamtime, Mr. Bubbles."
 

ratix2

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their not the most epic in gaming history but youve gotta love tf2s one liners, espically the heavys:

"I AM BULLET PROOF!"
"would you like a second opinion, you are also ugly"
 

sheic99

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"I wonder what's for dinner." - The Legend of Zedla and the Wand of Gamelon.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXvdktTMMgs
 

Spacelord

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Diablo 2, Diablo himself says: "Not even death can save you from me."

What does that even mean?
 

Shadow Law

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Marcus to Dom after wife's death: "Well we could Sneak in the back way wearing their armor or we can go through the front door and take out as many as we can."
Dom: *Cocks his Gun*
Marcus: "Guns a blazing it is."
 

Shadow Law

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Also Navi's one line from zelda "Hey Listen..." it may not have been epic but it was said more times in one hour then anything I've ever heard before.
 

loui.emma

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The sayings of the 'secret agents' in psychonauts are all gold, but I guess my favorites would have to be:
"Just because I sometimes smell of excrement, I still deserve your respect"
"Plants need to be watered because they have no hands to hold glasses of water"
"Faeces"- especially as they said this one just as I accidentally jumped off the level to a screaming death.
 

theSovietConnection

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Some of the ones from Bad Company are hilarious. My favourite is, "So, Haggard had pretty much single-handedly invaded a neutral country... not the best move."
 

Princeps senatus

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Guybrush Threepwood: How can you see without eyeballs?
Murray: How can you walk around without a brain? Some things no one can answer.
 

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"Toblanana, alaistoy!" - Male Sim in the Sims 1 who's telling someone to get out of the bathroom because he needs to use the toilet.
Couldn't resist.