best video game quotes

[Gralian]

"You knew! You knew that the suits were symbiotic! You knew what they would do to us! You turned them into dead men walking!"
"I turned them into post-human warriors. You're a soldier. Think of it as a necessary sacrifice."
"You LIED to us!"
"Perhaps i was... economical with the truth, yes. What choice did i have? What choice do you have now? The Ceph are coming, Prophet. Soon. You think we'll defeat them with ordinary human soldiers? This isn't a war ordinary humans can win! This is the future - death's an inconvenience now, nothing more. We are all dead man walking."

Crysis 2 had a surprisingly good campaign. At least here the "villain" had a sensible motivation making that particular scene less cardboard-cutout that it otherwise could have been.

 

[Crumpster]

Raiden: "I am lightning the rain transformed" - From MGS4.

I don't get it, but it sounds cool! Could anyone explain?

 

[loodmoney]

Can't find anything on youtube that has just this part, so hopefully this will suffice:

"Doo doo doo do, doo doo do! SNAAAAKE!"

 

[OutcastBOS]

"We shall see how brave you are when nailed to the walls of Hoover Dam, your body facing west so you may watch your world die."
Legate Lanius- Fallout New Vegas.

This combined with his awesome voice actor = Awesome.

 

[Hardsuit]

"Did I mention blow me, baby. Could you blow me really hard?"
The Longest Journey - Burns Flipper

The whole conversation is just awesome...lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pfd9Tgis0E&feature=player_detailpage#t=166s

 

[repeating integers]

"How are you holding up? Because I'm a potato"
Portal 2

You may have just convinced me to... look out for Portal 2 when it drops in price.

"No one's left. Everything's gone. Kharak is burning."
"Kharak is being consumed by a firestorm. The Scaffold has been destroyed. All orbital facilities destroyed. Significant debris ring in low Kharak orbit. Receiving no communication from anywhere in the system. not even beacons"

-Fleet Command upon the return to Kharak-

Saddest ever moment in gaming.

Hooray, another fan! [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/Homeworld-fans-group]

 

[DirgeNovak]

Aveline's many "shut up, whore" moments with Isabela in DA2. They're hilarious.

 

[willofbob]

"My name is Andrew Ryan, an I'm here to ask you a question; is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? NO! Says the man in Washington, it belongs to the poor! NO! Says the man in Moscow, it belongs to everyone! NO! Says the man in the vatican, it belongs to everyone! I chose something different, I chose the impossible, I chose Rapture!"
-Andrew Ryan, Bioshock

"I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions!"

"Why is it that no-one ever just says 'sure, let's go! No strings attached!"
-Renegade Shepard, ME2 (all Renegade Shepard quotes remind of my dad's old commander, Reg Shepard who said things like "Son, I was in Baghdad while you were in dad's bag!")

"Does anyone know what 'suck the heads' means? It ain't nothing bad or nothin' it's just that I was down here with Keith once, an' he didn't kno-" "Not the time, Ellis!"
-Ellis and Nick, Left 3 Dead 2

 

[Radelaide]

Halo 2 (yes, shut up) Where you're running up the stairs in the city and the scarab is in front of you.

Marine: you see this look? It's terror!
Sarge: Marine? Did I give you permission to *****!?

Also, in Assassins Creed 2. Ezio is talking to his mother about his hobbies. It's something along the lines of her telling Ezio to get out and take up a hobby and him saying, "I have hobbies" and her turning around and saying "Something without a vagina, Ezio."

 

[Wuggy]

"How are you holding up? Because I'm a potato"
Portal 2

You may have just convinced me to... look out for Portal 2 when it drops in price.

I this is sufficient as my one good deed for the day.

Ok, another one:

"CONGLATURATION!!! YOU HAVE COMPLETED A GREAT GAME. AND PROOVED THE JUSTICE OF OUR CULTURE. NOW GO REST OUR HEROES!"
The ending of Ghostbusters. And yes that spelling was lifted directly from the game, including "PROOVED".

"CONGRATULATION THIS STORY IS HAPPY END"
The ending of Ghosts n' Goblins.

 

[retterkl]

Portal 2 is packed full of quotes... just about everything in it could be a favorate.

"I've been really busy being dead. You know, after you murdered me"

That quote already posted need the whole conversation:

'Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO!
[claps slowly three times]

Oh good. My slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that. Since it doesn't look like we're going anywhere... Well, we are going somewhere. Alarmingly fast, actually. But since we're not busy other than that, here's a couple of facts. He's not just a regular moron. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. And you just put him in charge of the entire facility.
[clap clap]

Good, that's still working. Hey, just in case this pit isn't actually bottomless, do you think maybe you could unstrap one of those long fall boots of yours and shove me into it? Just remember to land on one foot...'

 

[Fenra]

Hunt: "Hey, You wanna make out? Just two gruff military hardened dudes sitting in an elevator snuggling out their woes in a totally hetero way."
Ishi: "Ha!"
Hunt: "That's a nervous chuckle. Either your human side gets the joke or your computer side likes the way I look in these pants."
Ishi: "Or a little of both perhaps."
Hunt: "Hey. I'm not judgin'. I'm just a good lookin' man!"

 

[Mordekaien]

From Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay

-I think you'll need backup

And almost every other quote from that game

 

[Cogwheel]

"What a fool you are. I'm a god. How can you kill a god? What a grand and intoxicating innocence..."
-Morrowind

I rather ruined that by leaping up to him and punching him out just as he got to "how can you kill a god?" Answer: Like so. Honestly, though, he acts SO differently in the scene before. It was rather unexpected. As for my favourite? A speech from the end of Planescape: Torment. Massive spoilers, I'm afraid.

Spoiler: Seriously, spoilers

"If there is anything I have learned in my travels across the Planes, it is that many things may change the nature of a man. Whether regret, or love, or revenge or fear - whatever you believe can change the nature of a man, can. I?ve seen belief move cities, make men stave off death, and turn an evil hag's heart half-circle. This entire Fortress has been constructed from belief. Belief damned a woman, whose heart clung to the hope that another loved her when he did not. Once, it made a man seek immortality and achieve it. And it has made a posturing spirit think it is something more than a part of me."

Or from the same game,

Spoiler: Vhailor is just a bit unsettling

"When the injustice is great enough, Justice will lend me the strength needed to correct it. None may stand against it. It will shatter every barrier, sunder any shield, tear through any enchantment and lend its servant the power to pass sentence. Know this: there is nothing on all the Planes that can stay the hand of justice when it is brought against them. It may unmake armies. It may sunder the thrones of gods. Know that for ALL who betray Justice, I am their fate, and fate carries an executioner's axe."

Should you respond with "I see", he answers:

"No, you do not see. Pray you never will."

Honestly, he scares me more than the floating, burning, omnicidal pyromaniac corpse wizard.

 

[Zenron]

"When Picasso became bored of painting people, he started representing them as cubes and other abstract forms. The world called him a genius! I've spent my entire surgical career creating the same tired shapes, over and over again: the upturned nose, the cleft chin, the ample bosom. Wouldn't it be wonderful if I could do with a knife what that old Spaniard did with a brush?" - Dr.Steinmen, Bioshock

"You [subject name here] must be the pride of [subject town here]" -GlaDOs, Portal

"I'd just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come either, because you don't have any other friends. Because of how unlikeable you are. It says so here in your personnel file: Unlikeable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikeable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. 'Shall not be mourned.' That's exactly what it says. Very formal, very official. It also says you were adopted. So that's funny, too." -GlaDOs, portal again.

I still laugh whenever I hear that final quote, even though I've heard it like 10 times.

 

[Iwata]

"I don't have your "stone"! And FUCK YOU anyway!"

Also, anything Scolar Visari says.

 

[Fidelias]

"Observation: I am a droid, master, with programming. Even if I did not enjoy killing, I would have no choice. Thankfully, I enjoy it very much."
¯HK-47

 

[Ekonk]

"My vision is augmented."

 

[AnAngryMoose]

Ahem.


That is all.

I see your giant worm and raise you some toast:


That and anything from Timesplitters:

"It's time to split!"

"They made you do what? Like a monkey?!"

 

[ThisIsSnake]

MGS2

I hear it's amazing when the famous giant purple stuffed worm in flapjaw space, with a tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hairi Kairi Rock! I need scissors!! 61!!

Vampire: the masquerade bloodlines

-Is Lilly dead?
-Clinically yes.

MGS4 Otacon, talking about Snake blowing a tank up using grenades

You're insane. You're crazy. You're the craziest, most hardcore badass in the world. You're ... the shit!