Best Videogame Quote (NO Bioshock)

[DarthAcerbus]

Yes, swooping is...bad.

Alistair, Dragon Age II

 

[JohnnyDelRay]

"More busted than my mommas girly parts. Heh, Hotdog down a skag den, know what I'm sayin'?"

"Wouldn't mind you goin' and takin' a bit of a poke at that...uhhhh, the Catch-A-Ride, not my mom."

lolz

 

[Telemachus]

ha, awesome

 

[Raymund Lambert]

"Don't count on it wolf, Monster tell stories of me to frighten their kids" - Beserker from Too Human

 

[Knight of Cydonia]

'War...war never changes'-Fallout

'War has changed'-Metal Gear Solid

Edit:

'I IS SCIENTIST'-The courier,fallout:new vegas

 

[gee666]

Medic

ETQW

ok seriously

The Joker
I want everyone to know that I really appreciate all the hard work. You know, watching you guys is like a night in, watching my favorite movie. What was the name of that movie again? Oh, yes. Attack of the stupid bungling idiots who can't find an bigger idiot running around dressed like a bat! Now get to it!

 

[Telemachus]

Yes, swooping is...bad.

Alistair, Dragon Age II

to be honest i thought half the things Alistair said was pretty awesome

 

[Iggy Sent Me]

"I have chortles!"

Lord Fawful, Mario & Luigi series.

Really, everything that this guy says is hilarious literary genius. Take your pick.

 

[2ndblackjedi]

"I was determined to give Vlad his gun back. One bullet at a time." Max Payne in Max Payne 2: Electric Max-aloo

I remember trying to save the bullets in Vlad's gun to actually shoot him with. I don't recall being able to because I needed it to shoot people who were there at the moment, and the boos fight was enough of a pain anyway.

 

[Logic 0]

"your in my way sir."

But in all seriousness I think it's this,

"Guess again, freakshow. I'm coming back to town, and the last thing that's gonna go through your mind before you die... is my size- 13 boot!"

 

[CheckD3]

I will stop you with, my ninjas! (not exactly quoted)

"I hate ninjas"

Oh Just Cause 2, how I love you ^^

 

[Kawatoo]

The No More Heroes intro

 

[Ice Car]

WOULD YOU KINDLY...




















give him a hand? -Guardian Angel (Borderlands)

 

[JohnnyDelRay]

"THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY NINJAS. ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE THE PRESIDENT?"

Holy crap is that....Bad Dudes??!? Nostalgia waves of 16-bit gaming here!

 

[stutheninja]

"Stop, You violated the Law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence! Your stolen goods are now forfeit!"

"Hope you rot criminal scum"

"Oh, thats too bad. I as hoping you'd resist arrest."

-if you dont know from whence these came, you are deprived

 

[scully745]

"I've got balls of steel" as said by Duke Nukem is one of my favourites

"Not even death can save you from me" as said by Diablo in Diablo II, especially the way he says it still sends a shiver up my spine

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Forgot the exact quote but....:

[HEADING=3]"I HAVE TOUCHED PEOPLE ON THE INSIDE.

EVERYONE'S THE SAME ON THE OUTSIDE

BUT BIZARRE ON THE INSIDE."[/HEADING]

 

[swytchblayd]

To my knowledge and experience, Bioshock was almost entirely a remade System Shock 2, but with a living human in place of the computer, different enemies, and dubbed-down gaming mechanics. To boot, SHODAN's voice was waaaay creepier...
EDIT: here's link since video refuses to work: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iZMD_eCpEo


"HEAVEN OR HELL? Duel 1! LET'S ROCK!" - Any Guilty Gear game (as far as I know )

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>.> <.<
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"You're in my spot, sir."

 

[Shaughn Caso]

you just keep on trying till you run out of cake

 

[aaronobst]

"The hands of death could not defeat me, the Sisters of Fate could not hold me, and YOU will not see the end of this day! I WILL have my revenge!!"