Best/Weirdest/Most b******t thing you've ever done in D&D.

[ClockWork]

Whats the craziest thing you've ever done playing Dungeons and Dragons?
For example, me and my party where scaling a mountain when we were beset by ice Elementals. One of my party, a drunken master class, used some sort of area attack which forced everyone to make a reflex save. I failed, and subsequently died. But then, I had my psychically controlled amorphous clay creature, named Truman Capote, use my ShadowStaff to summon a Nightshade Nightcrawler and take control of it. So now, despite my character being dead, he lives on through a 100 foot long worm thing with epically awesome stats.

Ps what's your character? Mine was an Illithid Savant

 

[Anarchemitis]

I don't know. Shakespearicles, The Strongest Writer who ever Lived was Vetoed.

 

[rileyrulesu]

I once watched some of my friends play (I don't play myself), and I figured out the DM's puzzle for them. He got mad.

BTW, what 8 letter word are you reffering to? with B******T?

 

[SilentKnightV]

I was a half-elf bard and my group had just come into a room filled with these gem beetles and I asked the DM if I could try and hit the material resonance of the Beetles with my lute, I did and they all shattered into a million pieces and I got to collect the loot.

 

[bam13302]

Not exactly what you were asking for, but i was the DM of a campaign, and i got bored one session and made the party (in a dream sequence) fight the entire box of miniatures (made them fight 200 enemies)
they died with 5 guys remaining, it was awesome
EDIT: now im a player under a DM who was a player in that campaign, and she is thinking about doing the fight the box again

 

[GodsAndFishes]

Two main D&D events stick out in my mind:

The first was with a Dragonborn Paladin (my first character), I was on watch for the night when we were camped out on top of a tower with a very loud rickety elevator being the only way up. I got a natural 1 on my perception and allowed almost a small army to sneak up on us. I wasn't very good at talking to NPCs at this point, so after about a minute just dragon breath'd the lot of them and killed about half (my DM loved using 1 hit mooks). I was never allowed on watch again...

The second was with David Bowie a completely batshit insane (chaotic evil) wizard, I was the leader of the party and had been involved in the destruction of 6 cities by this point. We were in the sewers just underneath the ruins of city number 6 in negotiations with the ex city leader who had captured my nemesis (I wanted to keep him around as a pet), when my team mates decided to join up with my nemisis and brutally murder me. They then left my barely consious body there as the sewer collapsed.

 

[eldermore]

As DM i revealed that the child they rescued had significance, fearing what this could mean the party decided to slit the baby's throat. as its blood touched the soil the world was torn open and Hell was unleashed. They all died a horrible, horrible death. they deserved it.

 

[Ouroboros0977]

Ah the stuff I do in d+d isn't too great, although in my dark heresy campaign (warhammer 40k roleplay). I did have a moment where I became a nascent psyker (you gain psychic powers and use a random power once very powerfully immediately). I got holocaust (powerful self aoe attack that usually kills both the user and everyone around them) as my random power *cringe* and blew up my character, the party, our main foes and the main antagonist..... and the planet along with the orbiting space station.

 

[Realitycrash]

We had a NPC that would show up in every other adventure or so, just a comic relief character called Old Pegleg. He was a pirate with two peglegs and two peglegs for arms (this was probably a decade before Family Guy did it), and spoke with an incredibly thick, slow accent that our DM just loooved to drag out. So one day, I get so fed up with this NPC (He was supposed to be funny, but by the fifth adventure or so he'd appeared in everyone in the group was pretty much fed up), and while we were being transported on his ship to some island somewhere, I snuck up at night, entered his cabin, cut off both his "arms" and "legs" with my sword, stuffed him in an old barrel, nailed the lid shut and threw him out to sea.


Of course, as you all have guessed, he came back two adventures later. Slightly pissed.

 

[thehappypill]

I have countless ones:

1) I killed a guy and removed his skull and used it as a ventriloquist's dummy named Jimmy.

2) I attempted to throw a molotov cocktail at a guard that was arresting me, I failed to break the bottle, so I threw it at the ground, only burning myself alive.

3) I had a dwarf warrior who got drunk once and threw a mug at a bar patron, little did I know that this man was a 18th level warrior and he challenged me to a battle to the death...needless to say I died.

4) One campaign me and some guys did was to see how over powered we could get. One of the guys was a half-vampire catfolk ninja with a greater ring of invisibility. Another was a half-vampire cleric who used sacrifices, he had an altar, sacrificial knife, and a bunch of other stuff that lowered the DC of the roll for a sacrifice, so he could get a limited wish on a 15, I played a half-vampire Asamir former paladin blackguard. All in all it was super OP and it was scrapped after 3 plays.

5) Last but not least me and some people were riding in a wagon and a dire boar was in our way, we didn't want to stop to fight it so we did a "Mailbox" idea. A goliath barbarian with a strength of 36 with a giant sized fullblade hit it from the side of the wagon, doing somewhere around 300 dammage. There wasn't anything salvageable from the body.

 

[smearyllama]

My dad once played a faerie, and summoned a full brass band while his party was sneaking down a tunnel.

He didn't play D&D for a long time after that.

(Hint: His party members were not amused)

 

[II2]

Ages back, playing 2nd ed. TSR AD&D, I was the DM, but allowed the players to get away with an interesting interpretation of a spell rule.

As specified in the players handbook, the spell "Transmute Flesh To Stone" was reversible - origially intended to un-petrify a Medusa'd character, in proper usage.

However, my players were trying to infiltrate a castle to destroy a macguffin within (or something) and the wizard got the idea to cast "Transmute Stone to Flesh" on portions of the castle walls and then have the warrior hack the mess away with his axe.

Some might consider this a rules exploitation, but I like to encourage creative thinking, so I let it happen and the base of the castle wall's brickwork was turned into a patchwork mess of calluses, scabs and scar tissue and our heroes cut it to bits and crawled under; making a horrifically disgusting, albeit subtle and effective infiltration of the fortress, avoiding the attention of the guards.

Very Cronenberg.

 

[Fishehh]

My dad once played a faerie, and summoned a full brass band while his party was sneaking down a tunnel.

He didn't play D&D for a long time after that.

(Hint: His party members were not amused)

I must do this tomorrow when I play DnD!