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Rewdalf

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standokan said:
The man got the ability to talk at the speed of light, he doesn't need best wishes from the likes of us.
He'll just talk the hurricane out of destroying Australia...
Or make everything worse by insulting its mother...
 

4fromK

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this cyclone in nowhere near brisbane, its further up north - Australia has pretty big states, so if a disaster is happening in a state its nowhere near a guarantee that someone you know living in that state is affected.
 

K V MAN

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Drakmeire said:
EightGaugeHippo said:
I think God hates Australia.
Flooding and a cyclone.
Next it will be the plauge of locust.
Then Mars will crashland on them.
the country is filled with animals like this
http://www.todaysworld.com.au/images/giant-jellyfish1.jpg
<spoiler=helpful graph>http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/ob/Australia2.jpg
I'm surprised that Yahtzee has be able to survive this long.
just that!!!!
well Australia also has the great white shark as a constant threat, and do not forget the impressive collection of poisonous animals(snakes both land and sea, spiders, fish, and jellyfish), even vegetarian animals like the Kangaroo is considered dangerous.
 

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see Australian government, censor the INTERNET and censor video games and god will stomp on your ass so hard he has to import colons.

but seriously i hope the Aussies see this through.
(and i must point out the irony of Australia's drought followed by flooding)
 

lacktheknack

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EightGaugeHippo said:
I think God hates Australia.
Flooding and a cyclone.
Next it will be the plauge of locust.
Then Mars will crashland on them.
WBC beat you to it.

http://www.godhatestheworld.com/australia/index.html
 

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EightGaugeHippo said:
I think God hates Australia.
Flooding and a cyclone.
Next it will be the plague of locust.
Then Mars will crash-land on them.
well we did have locust's for a short while, but we got on top of em pretty quickly
and seering heatwaves and small bushfires starting up in NSW/Vic.
both of which are happenig at the same time as theses floods and now cyclone. (sarcastic yay)

Cheery Lunatic said:
Just makin' sure, cyclones = hurricanes, right?
sorta, except they spin in the opposite direction.
 

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Scarecrow 8 said:
It's not pronounced exactly like Yahtzee. Yasi...say it with me, Yar-sea...YAR-SEA.
How/why is there a silent r in this word?

I'd never pronounce it YAR-SEA if we were going for phonetics. Not to mention it sounds like a pirate hooker.
 

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Sovereignty said:
Scarecrow 8 said:
It's not pronounced exactly like Yahtzee. Yasi...say it with me, Yar-sea...YAR-SEA.
How/why is there a silent r in this word?

I'd never pronounce it YAR-SEA if we were going for phonetics. Not to mention it sounds like a pirate hooker.
There just is and that is how it's pronuced.
 

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lacktheknack said:
EightGaugeHippo said:
I think God hates Australia.
Flooding and a cyclone.
Next it will be the plauge of locust.
Then Mars will crashland on them.
WBC beat you to it.

http://www.godhatestheworld.com/australia/index.html
i hope that guys kidding, coz i cant seriously tell. and if he aint kidding, Australia wont help him as yahtzee described in his most recent review.
 

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Drakmeire said:
the country is filled with animals like this
http://www.todaysworld.com.au/images/giant-jellyfish1.jpg
<spoiler=helpful graph>http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/ob/Australia2.jpg
I'm surprised that Yahtzee has be able to survive this long.
That. That right there is what I think of when I see the word "Australia." Then knives. Then awesome hats. Then a derranged game reviewer.
 

lacktheknack

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Bucky01 said:
lacktheknack said:
EightGaugeHippo said:
I think God hates Australia.
Flooding and a cyclone.
Next it will be the plauge of locust.
Then Mars will crashland on them.
WBC beat you to it.

http://www.godhatestheworld.com/australia/index.html
i hope that guys kidding, coz i cant seriously tell. and if he aint kidding, Australia wont help him as yahtzee described in his most recent review.
You've never heard of Fred Phelps?

You lucky, lucky man. Pretend you never saw that post and go on your merry way. Please, do it for me.
 

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Rationalization said:
Black widows, rattlesnakes, brown recluse, earthquakes, annual forest fires, mudslides, still not as bad as Australia.
So I take it you're a fellow Californian?
 

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Drakmeire said:
EightGaugeHippo said:
I think God hates Australia.
Flooding and a cyclone.
Next it will be the plauge of locust.
Then Mars will crashland on them.
the country is filled with animals like this
http://www.todaysworld.com.au/images/giant-jellyfish1.jpg
<spoiler=helpful graph>http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/ob/Australia2.jpg
I'm surprised that Yahtzee has be able to survive this long.
From what I've heard, possums are far scarier in the Americas. Our possums are all cute and fluffy (aside from the truly daemonic noise they make when in the tree next to your tent at night). And the Thylacine is still pretty cute, it's basically a marsupial wolf (but smaller). Imagine it's babies. Just little, stripy puppies with pockets in the front.

Asie from that, yeah, our animals are pretty messed up. Though the octopus example could be better. Just look up the blue-ringed octopus.
 

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Best of luck to Bruce and his fellow Bruces; although, if that storm has any common sense it'll leave quickly, lest it attract the attention of their cuddly and oh-so-poisonous wildlife.
 

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Valagetti said:
Its Cairns thats being hit the worst! I'm so lucky being tucked away in New Zealand. Seriously Australia is being hit so hard with natural disasters and all Christchurch (nz) got is a 7.1 earthquake. Is that all you got mother nature?
Interestingly enough, my aunt (who was born here in the UK) emigrated to Auckland some years ago and now lives in Christchurch. She's a nurse at a mental clinic, and she was actually there in the middle of the earthquake. Fortunately she and her family were fine, but she had to help get all the patients out and to safety in case of aftershocks and such...

Anyway, regarding the OP, I give my sympathies and whatnot to all of Australia, and all of Queensland, not just Yahtzee, but of course I give them to Yahtzee as well. However, I'm just curious as to why people feel the need to post threads like this when at the end of the day, Yahtzee is a man. A late-twenties English man with a very fast voice and a sarcastic sense of humour. Nothing more. Fine, we all agree he's awesome, but does he really need fanboys and stalker-ish actions like this? Really? I like the guy, but he's a minor internet celebrity, not the Australian Prime Minister. Seriously, people...
I would like to point out even if he was the Australian Prime Minister, he would still just be some guy.
 

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Pugnate said:
Not sure if he is in Queensland, but cyclone Yasi has just hit (oddly enough, the word is pronounced similarly to Yahtzee), and is apparently the most dangerous cyclone to hit Australia ever.

Aussies can't catch a break eh?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z6DRwz1gjI
Yes, Yahtzee is in Brisbane, the capitol of Queensland, but the thing about Queensland, and in fact all of the 7 states/territories in Australia, is that it's huge. Also, most of Australia is so hot that no sane person would want to live there, hence Brisbane, being the thriving metropolis that it is *cough*, is right down near the southern border of Queensland, as far away from steamy Mr. Equator as possible. Cyclone Yasi on the other hand is bearing down on Cairns, which is quite a nice small city in Northern Queensland. With beautiful, tropical, sandy, jellyfish and crocodile infested beaches. The distance between Brissie and Cairns is, in fact, close to the distance between Tijuana and the northern border of California (seriously, Australian states make American States look tiny). So as far as the cyclone goes, I think Yahtzee will be ok.

I terms of Australia in general getting the finger from Mother Nature, we have so far had (and I'm not joking):

Floods,
Bushfires,
Thunderstorms,
Heat waves (40 degrees C),
Locust plagues,
More floods,
and now a cyclone...

And it's only February.
 

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As a fellow Brisbanite, i can assure you all unless yahtzee decided he wanted to defy evacuation orders and head north for a couple of days he's absolutely fine. I woke up this morning to Beautiful cloud free blue skies and a nice 28 degree (celcius) temperature with a little bit of humidity and no wind. (Although looking out the window now i see a bit of cloud cover so hopefully we'll get a shower or two).
You should have been far more worried about him during the floods two weeks ago.

For the Americans with their tiny states :p Brisbane is about three days drive from Cairns. 1,681 km - about 22 hours all up. (And cairns is only halfway up the queensland coast, anywhere north of cairns is only dirt tracks and etc so it takes close to two weeks to drive the queensland coast from brisbane to the top, i went with family friends as a kid.)

Scarecrow 8 said:
It's not pronounced exactly like Yahtzee. Yasi...say it with me, Yar-sea...YAR-SEA.
Scarecrow is correct, i thought is was pronounced 'yazi' personally also however i was corrected by ms Anna Bligh (our premier) when i turned on the tv last night. For some reason they want to make us sound like pirates, so 'yar-sea' it is.
 

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Drakmeire said:
EightGaugeHippo said:
I think God hates Australia.
Flooding and a cyclone.
Next it will be the plauge of locust.
Then Mars will crashland on them.
the country is filled with animals like this
http://www.todaysworld.com.au/images/giant-jellyfish1.jpg
<spoiler=helpful graph>http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/ob/Australia2.jpg
I'm surprised that Yahtzee has be able to survive this long.
Remind me to never go to Austrailia without proper weaponry.