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Isaac Minarik

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So I know moviebob already does a good bit of this, but if I know my brethren at the Escapist, I suspect there are those who don't care to wait, so lets take care of this ourselves. I'd like to share some of my favorite movies with you, and I hope any other connoisseurs of the obscure out there will share theirs as well. Here goes!

Good:
Bronson: If you ever needed a reason to be excited about The Dark Knight Rises, here it is. Tom Hardy is amazing in this somewhat surreal exploration of the life of British criminal Charles Bronson. There's really too much going on in this one for me to get into here, but the storytelling is compelling and the soundtrack is killer.

Baraka: Surprisingly coherent story about the various ways in which religion helps people to understand their place in the world relative to their perceptions of chaos and order. The whole thing is told through a jumble of striking imagery tied together by a powerful soundtrack, and manages to do the whole thing without a scrap of dialogue and still be entertaining.

The Wizard of Gore (2007 remake): Some of the acting can be a bit grating, but the leads are all astoundingly well acted and written in this pitch dark film that confronts the viewer with the untrustworthy nature of sense experience. Crispin Glover, gratuitous gore and nudity, and some well articulated philosophy mesh together surprising well here.

Repo: The Genetic Opera: Gore-Opera about a father and his struggle to maintain a relationship with his daughter while keeping her imprisoned. Great music, great acting, cool ideas. Low budget, but near-flawlessly executed.

Bad:
Starcrash (or The Adventures of Stella Star): Star Wars ripoff with David Hasselhoff, stop-motion robots, an android whose voice wears a Stetson, and a guy with superpowers who forgets that he has them so often one wonders whose side he's actually on.

Turkish Star Wars (or Dünyay Kurtaran Adam): Balls to the wall crazy sci-fi with floppy foam costumes, special effects scenes lifted directly out of Star Wars (hence the name) and a soundtrack mashup of Raiders of the Lost Ark, Moonraker, and Battlestar Galactica.

Strange:
The Immaculate Conception of Little Dizzle: Janitors eat experimental cookies that make them hallucinate, then impregnate them with blue fish babies. Believe it or not, Little Dizzle is a touching drama that rarely gets too obtuse to be relatable.

Funky Forest: The First Contact
If you enjoy the feeling of having your brain implode, this is a must-watch. The experience of the Funky Forest truly cannot be put into words, but I'm going to try anyways.
From the very start it grabs your attention with the surreal undertones that imbue every image and word of dialogue.
You won't know who the characters are, or why they are doing the things they are doing, but at this point you will still sort of expect it to make sense eventually. About thirty minutes in, however, you may begin to suspect it's never going to make sense, and may become enraged at this horrid thing that is wasting your time. You will want to turn it off.

Don't.

Over the course of the film, you may experience excitement, intrigue, confusion, boredom, anger, hysteria, soul-crushing despair, and enlightenment. This is a normal response. Whatever you do, don't turn it off. Reaching the end is a test of character, but the rewards are legend. It lives you feeling cleansed, brimming with a desperate hope that there is an order to your universe, and a lurking fear that Japan houses people who live in a plane of reality completely alien to you.
 

MelowMaverick

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Rubber - It's about a tire that stalks a woman and uses its telepathic powers to go on a killing spree by exploding people's heads. It's also incredibly meta, even including spectators that watch from afar much like a cinema audience. It drags on longer than it should, but it is still very entertaining.
 

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troll 2 was the WORST movie I have ever seen but it was so unintentionally hilarious that I give it a pass, but seriously the acting is wretched the story makes no sense and all of the characters are all freaking idiots and apparently time runs at a different pace in this universe (if you've seen the movie you know which part I'm talking about) and why is it called Troll 2 if the antagonists are all GOBLINS. But as I said its hilarious because of how awful it is.
 

chaosyoshimage

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Speed Racer is kinda strange, I really like the film (In fact, I have Speed Racer movie T-Shirt on right now). I can't think of much else that's really strange that I've seen especially compared to the thread examples...
 

Evelynia

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Was about to go off on an ecstatic, slightly cracked praise-rant about Repo! The Genetic Opera, before I finished reading the OP and realized it's already been mentioned, lol. It's out there, but every single person I've coerced into watching it with me including my mother and grandparents agreed that it's awesome. It's the best rock opera written since Jesus Christ, Superstar.
The acting was great, the visuals, while low-budget are perfectly within the flavour of the film and the music will stay with you.
For a very long time.

...and once it finally leaves your mind, you'll just have to go back, watch it again and get it all back. It's that good.
 

shogunblade

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chaosyoshimage said:
Speed Racer is kinda strange...
Strange? Not Really. Awesome? It is. Okay, it's not PG-13 Violence awesome, but as a person who actually hates racing movies, Speed Racer was probably the best chance we are ever going to get to even call F-Zero a motion picture. I loved it.

OT: It has been mentioned in Moviebob's page on unique movies last week (as of this writing), but Dollman is probably the most amazing film I have ever seen. It definitely fulfills Good, Bad and Strange all at the same time.

As for Best:
Fritz The Cat [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0068612/]. It was a movie made for it's time, but it's still pretty good. Chances are if a movie like it tried to come out today, it would have to have Brad Pitt or Quentin Tarantino's name on it in order to even avoid a straight-to-DVD release.
House [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076162/] Japanese film from the 70s. Watch it. It cannot be described, and it will blow your mind. It won't make much sense, but it will be the most unique experience you will ever have with a movie.
Trick R' Treat [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0862856/] The best anthology horror film to come out since Tales from the Crypt (or Twilight Zone: The Movie, if you prefer). It's different, creative and kind of a welcome experience from the gorefests called horror today.
Worst:
Renaissance [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0386741/] A movie starring Daniel Craig in voice only. It's visually enteraining, but does it make a damn lick of sense? It didn't to me.
The Doom Generation [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0112887/] Basically what would happen if Pulp Fiction was directed by someone who thought talking was boring and relied on intense violence and unentertaining swearing. Rose McGowan is in the movie, and she's really no good in it. If you told me she was going to be Cherry Darling in Planet Terror, I wouldn't have believed you.
Jonah Hex [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1075747/] It's 80 minutes, horrible, silly and unbelivable. It is also mildly entertaining. I liked it.
Strange:
All six movies are all strange, check them out, even the bad ones.
 

BENZOOKA

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Good: Kind Hearts And Coronets

Bad: Social Network

Strange: The Limits of Control
 

Isaac Minarik

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Haha, since shogunblade brought up Hausu, here's a list for you escapists who like your movies with subtitles:

Good:
Ichi The Killer, Oldboy, Ip Man, Troll Hunter, Dead Snow, Immortal, Kamikaze Girls

Bad:
Tokyo Gore Police, Turkish Superman, Future Cops, The Machine Girl, Big Tits Zombie

Weird: Ah! House Colapses!, Hausu, Du Levande, Big Man Japan, Riki-Oh!
 

Nathan Twist

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I've got one for both bad and strange: The Six-String Samurai. By basic standards, it's a terrible, somewhat bland movie, but there's something I can't quite put my finger on that makes it extremely difficult to forget.
 

RaphaelsRedemption

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Wasabi. A French film, set in Japan. So odd, especially watching it as an Australian with little knowledge of the Japanese and French cultures.

It's very good though. And extremely funny. I heartily recommend it!
 

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Good. Fight Club
Bad. Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Strange. Fear And Loathing in Las Vegas.
 

otakon17

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Well, the good is too long to list, the bad I don't want to remember. The strange on the other hand as my favorite movie has to be "Six-String Samurai" without a shadow of a doubt.
 

Mafoobula

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Best: Catch Me If You Can. This strange, Enemy Mine relationship between Tom Hanks and Leonardo di Caprio is one of the bigger reasons why this movie works so well. Also, it understands the power of a great monologue, spoken by a terrific voice. Martin Sheen and Christopher Walken both get a little chunk of time to themselves where they just get to talk, and my god, it is awesome.

Worst: Ghostrider. No, it wasn't "great" great, but I really don't think it was nearly as terribad as most of the Internet seem to think it was. Okay, so I never read the comics and I don't know the first thing about Ghostrider beyond what they tell you in the movie, so maybe it's a problem with mishandled comic book material. I enjoyed it a lot.

Strangest: The Room. Of course, the first time I saw it was with the Rifftrax which made it MUCH more bearable. Still, anyone who understands the value of "so bad it's awesome" will likely be able to see the charm of this film.
Honorable mention goes to Speed Racer. It's nice to be able to safely turn off your brain for a movie and know you're not being insulted. I'm glaring right at you, Transformers. Speed Racer is, in my mind, one of the best, most mindlessly fun movies that I've ever known. I put this under the "strangest" category because of the VERY mixed reviews I've seen for it, as well as this movie being a bit of trip at the end.
 

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The Good:
Fright Night, Space Battleship Yamato, Ip Man, Lord of the Rings

The Bad:
The Room

The Ugly The Strange:
Mr. Nobody. Someone PLEASE explain the movie using small words, because it's really trippy 0_0
 

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Best: GoodFellas. I bow down to you, Scorsese.

Bad: The Blade movies. They're corny, they're cheesy, and they're not very good. But I love them to death anyway.

Strange: Gigantic. Paul Dano, John Goodman, Zooey Deschanel. Really strange movie.
 

Akytalusia

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there's a movie i kinda liked, and i've been wanting to see it again, but it's IMPOSSIBLE to find. it's called 'nothing', and it's a canadian film. that's all i know about it.