Best & Worst named bands

[zombie goat fetish]

Best : Carpathian Forest (I am just a big fan of the band)

Worse : Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis (Seriously why have a name that your fans can't even pronounce, unless they have some degree in diseases.)

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Black Sword Thunder Attack

 

[Klumpfot]

I'm at odds with a lot of people here, since I was going to put Anal **** as one of my favourite band names ever. It's so deliciously over-the-top. Oh well.

Best: Meshuggah.
Worst: My Favorite Moonboots, probably.

 

[wilsontheterrible]

There's a band in my town called 'Little Stubby and the Disappointments'.

 

[Metropocalypse]

Best: The Band
Yeah, they snaked the name before any other band could, and they deserve it!

Worst: Anal ****.

 

[Arqus_Zed]

Nunslaughter

Not really sure if it's "best", "worse" or both.

 

[Purple Shrimp]

best: Adolf Satan

worst: pink floyd

 

[Hipsy_Gypsy]

All the names of indie rock bands who mix random words and think they're being clever, or worse, "ironic".

Not a fan of indie rock then?

Best name: Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Worst: Cancer

You can't get more positive than three affirmatives. You can't get stupider than naming your band after a terminal disease.

Or the Latin name of a crab Then again, they probably intended it for the disease. Yeesh.

"Blackmore's Night" is a pun taken from the surnames of the lead singer and guitarist, Candice Night and Ritchie Blackmore. Married now, of course! I thought it was sweet more than clever.

I can't really think of any terrible ones at the top of my head. Although, personally anyway, I'm not particulary fussed on band names like "[name of lead] and the [general band name]", not sure why exactly.

 

[Kargathia]

Best: Talking Heads. Mainly because they just sound like the literal mental image conjured by the name.

Worst: All the Metal bands involving Death, Doom, Destruction, Blood, Gore, and Genitaliae.

 

[chetoos]

No idea on the worst, because I have no idea what all the bands ever are named, but of the ones I have heard of, I have my idea of the best name:
The Mystical Knights of the Oingo Boingo. (Oingo Boingo's original name)

 

[-Dragmire-]

Best for me is The Arrogant Worms because it makes me think of Earthworm Jim.

The absolute worst band names that I have come across though would have to be Anal ****, Spermswamp, Cumgun, and pretty much every othwe grindcore band out there has absolutely horrid names.

Those are quite awful... thankfully, I've never heard of them.

 

[kittii-chan 300]

i like Blink 182 because its an original name. i love DEKOPIN ROCKET! because its sounds sweet. but the best band name ever is [insert name here].

the worst is: bare naked ladies because i feel really weird whilst typing it.

 

[zombie goat fetish]

Spoiler: best

Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem

Spoiler: worse

Ride
Green Day
New Found glory
Artic Monkeys
Phish
Atreyu
Mr.Mister
The The
The Band
Def Leppard
Keane
Wham
Live
Him
Blink 182
Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
!!!
From Autumn To Ashes
Chumbawamba
Enuff Z'nuff
Staind
Limp Bizkit
Korn
Sunn 0)))
Bullet For My Valentine
Oh No! Oh My!
Wow, Owls!
Hoobastank
Test Icicles
Nickelback
Matchbox 20 (actually any band with numbers after the name)
Goo Goo Dolls
Gay For Johnny Depp

 

[zombie goat fetish]

i like Blink 182 because its an original name.

The reason they added 182 to the name is cause there was already an Irish band called Blink.

 

[kittii-chan 300]

i like Blink 182 because its an original name.

The reason they added 182 to the name is cause there was already an Irish band called Blink.

yes but ive never heard of that band and they have there name written on a van so mneah!

 

[headbanger97]

I always thought Alice cooper is a wicked band name. It just sounds awesome, like if I was a chick I would want to be named Alice cooper. Worst name is Blood on the dance floor. what kind of name is that?

 

[ChildofGallifrey]

Pig Destroyer. I'm not sure whether it's the best or the worst, but it's one of 'em.

Real Best: Noah and the Whale

Real Worst: Bowling for Soup or, equally bad, Hoobastank.

 

[Outright Villainy]

Tied worst: The *insert random noun here*.
Seriously, this shit is getting tiring now. Cut it out. Offensive grindcore band names aren't that bad, at least those can be mildly amusing for a few seconds. Any indie band who puts 'The' in front of a random noun and calls it a day are just pissing me off.

 

[UltraDeth]

I discovered some new ones of true badness

The Ordinary Boys (about as bland as it sounds)
Go Betty Go
I (That's it, just I)
Akercocke
Goatwhore
Bloody Panda
Bongzilla (probably middle ground)