Best: Sam Fisher from Splinter Cell
Likable enough to be interesting to talk to; hard enough to have gone through life and have lots of interesting things to talk about.
Worst: Kratos from God of War
No talking. Would just rip off my head and re-purpose my body as a chair.
Oh and in terms of the conversation it would probably go something like this
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Me: So how many zombies from the horde that you saw your friends dissapear into did you kill before you got punced by that hunter who tore off most of your clothes before I shot him and you ran into the elevator I was moving towards before well, we got stuck in here.
Zoey: Well that's a bit of a wonky suggestion, with the sheer panic rushing through your blood and shit running through your bowels as those bastards are tearing towards you you lose all sense of-
Me: HOLY SHIT YOU'RE SO AWESOME PLEASE SIGN MY GUN!
As for the worst, that has to go to this one, I mean LOOK AT WHAT HE DOES!
Me: So uh, Mr Pacman...how's your lovely wife?
Pacman (Turning toward me with very hungry looking eyes of great evil): Wakka.
Worst-Snake. You'd look over at him and he'd be there, and then you'd look over 2 minutes later, and there'd just be a box sitting there on the floor...weird...
Best-Master Cheif. At least he wouldn't try and make lame small-talk with you.
, Sleek ninjaette that you could oogle at whilst she shows you her kick ass ninja skillz. Or talk about all the funky stealth related man/demon slaying she has done. -Yes, I feel like a creep for that reply-
Best and Worst: Darth Vader
On the up side you can maybe convince him to teach you the Force.
On the Down side
Vader: Press the button #25
Me: umm...okay *preses button*
Vader: WRONG! You are supposed to challenge your master *Chokes me to death*
Best: Kitana from MKII, cos . . . well if it gets hot in there she's got those fans and everything . . .
Worst: Rubi from Wet, cos she can't play the Harmonica worth a damn.
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