I love all his reviews, but if I had to pick I would either go with
Halo Wars: "THEY WERE RIGHT FUCKING OVER THERE, WHAT DID THEIR BATTLE ROYAL COLLARS EXPLODE OR SOMTHING?"
Or
Gears of War 2: "Your charaters can regenerate health by channeling the sheer manly power of their infessiably huge shoulders and their giant masculine chins have the property of kevlar"
Or
Resident evil 5 " One time my health was low, but not too low and was about to use a small herb to keep myself going, when my partner ran over brandishing a valuable large herb, and when your running from your support charater with more desperate terror than the actual monster somthing has definentally gone wrong somewhere" cartoon depiction of Sheeva runing towards Chris with large herb, lol