Bestest weekend evar!

[Ben Legend]

Its ok just play xbox to get over.... oh.... right.

*Hugs*

 

[DigitalSushi]

(annoying High-pitched voice) "Ha-Ha, Ha-ha, Ha-ha."

Ahem.

But what did you expect? Emotional support from a bunch of strangers on the internet?
The only advice I can give you is that within a month you'll be completely over both of your misfortunes.

unless she's a sex vixen, they are difficult to get over.

Whelp, may I recomend some retail therapy, get a new haircut things like that... you know re invent yourself.

 

[Capt Wanknuts]

Well at least you got the making's for a country song

 

[Yog Sothoth]

My girlfriend left me on friday, and my xbox red-ringed to death on saturday.

Discuss.

Damnit, your sarcastic forum title was misleading and I thought I was coming in here to one-up you with tales of what I did with my weekend... I demand a refund!

Also, I'm not going to describe to you now what an insanely epic weekend I did have, because A: That would probably just depress you even more, and B: No one here will believe me unless I post pictures (which I do have), and I don't feeling like uploading and linking shit up tonight...

I'll end by saying "I do however find it 'interesting' that you seem consider your girlfriend and your xbox to be on parity with each other as bad thing to lose."

Yes, I too was surprised that his girlfriend even got a mention...

/sarcasm

 

[tthor]

We still love you...

no we don't.

 

[LordGarbageMan]

Why don't you write crappy music about it?

 

[ultrachicken]

Well, when life gives you lemons I suppose...

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

Seems to be the weekend for it...

I have a friend separated from her boy after MANY years. She is presently drinking herself into oblivion, puking, getting banged by some drunk guy, or a combination of the above.

 

[dietpeachsnapple]

Well, when life gives you lemons I suppose...

Checks...

Yup, I have the vodka.

 

[Jamienra]

And there's still 2 weeks until Mass Effect 2 comes out...

Depression levels rising.

Gives you time to get your xbox fixed at least. It will also make ME2 much more awesome when you finally get it because its the first game you will have played in a while.
Also why dont you try working it out with your girlfriend? if not you should go out and meet people, you dont have your Xbox holding you down anymore

 

[Whelp]

I only got high twice this weekend i think mine was worse than yours.

Damn. Sorry dude ;D

unless she's a sex vixen, they are difficult to get over.

I know what you mean. No worries there however...

Whelp, may I recomend some retail therapy, get a new haircut things like that... you know re invent yourself.

Cigarettes and beer will have to do, I'm kinda broke. But I bought KOTOR on Steam yesterday for a cool 8.99 Euros... The controls on the PC version are so much better... Not that I have a choice, remember my xbox *sniff*.

 

[Whelp]

Why don't you write crappy music about it?

I'm a drummer, never got the hang of writing actual songs...

She is presently drinking herself into oblivion, puking, getting banged by some drunk guy, or a combination of the above.

At least I got lucky on the last two three points...

And there's still 2 weeks until Mass Effect 2 comes out...

Depression levels rising.

Gives you time to get your xbox fixed at least. It will also make ME2 much more awesome when you finally get it because its the first game you will have played in a while.

Bah, already pre-ordered the PC version anyway. PC's Not Dead!

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Not the Xbox!

Just when things seemed to be picking up eh?

 

[Jay Cee]

Went Ice skating so decided to balance myself back into heterosexuality by having a party.

It's a bit arrogant to go into considerable detail about parties though.

 

[AkJay]

I have no girlfriend or Xbox, so I can't really relate sooo.... stiff upper lip?

 

[Julianking93]

Well...you still got your pals on the Escapist.

Would you like a hug?

 

[Whelp]

Not the Xbox!

Just when things seemed to be picking up eh?

Nothing was picking up yet... it was more of a deathstroke. The dot on the i.
The decapitation after a botched attempt at seppuku. The... you get the idea. ;0)

 

[RabidWombat]

cool story bro