Better than sliced bread

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Pingieking

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Almost anything. Sliced bread is awful. As the late great George Carlin pointed out, whichever culture that invented this saying had pretty darn low expectations.

For starters, sex is better than sliced bread. Hell, second base is better than sliced bread. Both the sexual and baseball versions. 99.5% of oriental foods (Chinese+Taiwanese+Vietnamese+Thai+Japanese+Korean-North Korean) are better than sliced bread.
 

onewheeled

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Cazm of Cazmheim said:
Powdered toast (it comes in a can).
Sir, you win the thread.

OT, I'd say the internet. Almost every bit of information and entertainment from all around the world, just a few button presses and clicks away.
 

Sovvolf

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Sliced bread....WITH CHEESE ON IT!!!!!.
Then put it in a brevel and you have CHEESE TOASTIE!!!.
 

CardinalPiggles

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trainers, where would be without trainers. (or sneakers for the americans).

fictional books

portable music players

fire

currency

i could go on lol......


add: why are people saying different types of bread, or toast, thats so annoying, stop being smart asses.
 

chozo_hybrid

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If it had to be food, I would say Hell Pizza, without a doubt.