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Proceed at your own risk:
I rated this M forMysogenistic AND Mature
So sharpen you pointy sticky things,
grab the torches and prepare for the big witch hunt but answer me this
Why do videogames FOCUS almost entirely on VIOLENCE and consequently avoid the SEX theme?
I know I'm a dirty little old pervert but I would prefer less violence and more sex in games. I mean almost all games... it would make them more palatable.
Why isn't that possible? Why is it immoral even to hint sexual themed topic but on the other side we are allowing manslaughter, vicously perform finishing moves and utterly unrealistic bloodsplatter headshots?
I'm not asking for sex scenes, more subtle please, I know how to find porn on the internet...
Even something simple as a pop-up like: "You just spent a great time with and now <he/she> giggles every time you meet <him/her>" would be appreciated... No way that is going to happy either...
Yahtzee points it out pretty well in his extra punctuation articles, especially those two corning couples and maturity.
Now bear with me and just think for a second. Let's take a whole month as a timeframe.
During that time, how many times do you have sex with your partner and/or with yourself?
Oh, and how many times would you WANT to have sex?
Got an answer to to that? Good - keep that number in mind...
Now look at your favorite main character, hero, heroine whatever. How much sex does that poor bastard have in one month? Compare these numbers...
Let's pick a random number, let's pick like 12 times a month. Well I think even Geralt (The dude from Witcher I) has far less sex than 12 times a month. Considering that Geralt spent half the game travelling, uncouncious or in prison it should be quite easy to underline that point.
I mean, most of these heroes are f*cking moving testosterone driven manliest of man superdudes who save galaxies from some evil threat but they all seem quite impotent... even disinterested, maybe gay...
That's just making me sad. I imagine myself fighting through waves of aliens and returning to my spaceship just to - well you know, sit around waiting for another mission. Maybe do some upgrading, check in mission email stuff... Well but then you see that f*cking spacewear outfits of those females on board which are ridiculously alluring. And those females are always in a good mood and overly pretty and smiling those nifty sexy smiles and all of them, every single one has as Yatzhee would put it: "Stonking great Tits"
Of course I would invite those "chicks" to my bunk, I would even accept getting rejected from time to time by those with a more feminist attitude. Probably I wouldn't even get reject considering my manly superhero built and since all is fine in love or war no harm would be done.
I'm just you're average superhero...so let's procreate before I fail on a mission and mankind is doomed to extinction...
No, FORBIDDEN! You have to take a look at the gorgeous ladies, which in turn probably burn of desire to check out your superheroic regenerative healthbar feature of your manly manhood. But still no touchy, touchy. That is not allowed. No no no... Just looking...
So three simple letters:
WHY? That's just so messed up...
Proceed at your own risk:
I rated this M for
So sharpen you pointy sticky things,
grab the torches and prepare for the big witch hunt but answer me this
Why do videogames FOCUS almost entirely on VIOLENCE and consequently avoid the SEX theme?
I know I'm a dirty little old pervert but I would prefer less violence and more sex in games. I mean almost all games... it would make them more palatable.
Why isn't that possible? Why is it immoral even to hint sexual themed topic but on the other side we are allowing manslaughter, vicously perform finishing moves and utterly unrealistic bloodsplatter headshots?
I'm not asking for sex scenes, more subtle please, I know how to find porn on the internet...
Even something simple as a pop-up like: "You just spent a great time with and now <he/she> giggles every time you meet <him/her>" would be appreciated... No way that is going to happy either...
Yahtzee points it out pretty well in his extra punctuation articles, especially those two corning couples and maturity.
Now bear with me and just think for a second. Let's take a whole month as a timeframe.
During that time, how many times do you have sex with your partner and/or with yourself?
Oh, and how many times would you WANT to have sex?
Got an answer to to that? Good - keep that number in mind...
Now look at your favorite main character, hero, heroine whatever. How much sex does that poor bastard have in one month? Compare these numbers...
Let's pick a random number, let's pick like 12 times a month. Well I think even Geralt (The dude from Witcher I) has far less sex than 12 times a month. Considering that Geralt spent half the game travelling, uncouncious or in prison it should be quite easy to underline that point.
I mean, most of these heroes are f*cking moving testosterone driven manliest of man superdudes who save galaxies from some evil threat but they all seem quite impotent... even disinterested, maybe gay...
That's just making me sad. I imagine myself fighting through waves of aliens and returning to my spaceship just to - well you know, sit around waiting for another mission. Maybe do some upgrading, check in mission email stuff... Well but then you see that f*cking spacewear outfits of those females on board which are ridiculously alluring. And those females are always in a good mood and overly pretty and smiling those nifty sexy smiles and all of them, every single one has as Yatzhee would put it: "Stonking great Tits"
Of course I would invite those "chicks" to my bunk, I would even accept getting rejected from time to time by those with a more feminist attitude. Probably I wouldn't even get reject considering my manly superhero built and since all is fine in love or war no harm would be done.
I'm just you're average superhero...so let's procreate before I fail on a mission and mankind is doomed to extinction...
No, FORBIDDEN! You have to take a look at the gorgeous ladies, which in turn probably burn of desire to check out your superheroic regenerative healthbar feature of your manly manhood. But still no touchy, touchy. That is not allowed. No no no... Just looking...
So three simple letters:
WHY? That's just so messed up...