Big Red Button

[DragonChi]

Your walking along, and you find a big red button and a sign that says "if you know whats good for you, you wont push this button"

You push it...what does it do?

 

[delet]

I push it. The world blows up. I rejoice despite my being blown up.

 

[BonsaiK]

Your walking along, and you find a big red button and a sign that says "if you know whats good for you, you wont push this button"

You push it...what does it do?

Probably launches a nuclear missile. That's what big red buttons usually do in the cold war movies.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

I push it and some small karate master comes out and kicks me in the nuts.

 

[Captain Blackout]

I push it and The Escapist ends.

 

[Generator]

I push it and it sends me back in time to right before I pushed the button. Now I'm stuck pushing that button over and over until the end of time, which, because time keeps repeating itself, never comes.

This is why I stay away from big red buttons.

 

[USSR]

It doesn't end well because..

..In Soviet Russia, button press you -.-

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Tactical nuke locks onto and launches to my location. Fuck.

 

[Knight Templar]

It moves threads into froum games.

 

[Angry Caterpillar]

The text on it changes to "That was a warning, I bet you won't do it again." I push it again. "I'm serious, you'll regret it if you do it again." Push. "I swear to God, if you push me again..." Push. "You need to stop this, do you want something bad to happen?!" Push. "If you stop pushing, I'll tell you a secret." Push. "What is your deal?!" Push. "Fine. I'm just going to ignore you." Push. "Ignoring." Push. "Ignoring." Push. "Ignoring." Pushpushpushpushpushpushpushpushpush. "Ignoringignoringignoringignoringignor- AHHHHHHH STOP IT!" Push. "You have problems." Push. "We need to get you help." Push. "There has to be a term for your condition." Push. "Someone who always has to push buttons..." Push. "It's like a game. Seeing who can last longest." Push. "So that's what I'll call you." Push. "You're a gamer." Push. "You're nothing but a dirty gamer." Push. "I'm done." Push. *Button explodes.*

And so, "gamers" were made...

 

[Pimppeter2]

I push it, the mods come, they ban you, and you spend the rest of your life contemplating the irony.

 

[wasalp]

I push it and some small karate master comes out and kicks me in the nuts.

dam sorta ninja'd. I was gonna say a midget

 

[Uber Evil]

I push it and The Escapist ends.

OH GOD THE HORROR!! *passes out onto keyboardiutsfbzuciohfbczv*

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

A message lights up, saying "Please do not press this button again".

 

[Walkchalk]

I press it and someone I have never met, and I will never see, dies and I get a million dollars.

Owait http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=44596

 

[teutonicman]

FAAAAAALCOOOONNNNN PUUUUUNNNNCCCCCHHHHHH!

 

[MattZero]

I would con someone else into pushing it. It blows up the business district of my city, I see what happens and have plausible deniabiltiy in any court cases involving catastrophic button pushes.

 

[Spaghetti]

A little sign pops up saying "Please Do Not Push This Button Again". I push it again and a hand appears and slaps me. Guess I got what I deserved.

 

[Harlemura]

You get a double cheeseburger and large fries.
They're certainly not good for you.