Big Red Button

[hittite]

All food on earth is instantly transformed into tofu.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

I start wondering why I even let my curiosity get the best of me and wonder why I even bothered to push a button that does nothing.

Tricked by reverse-psychology again.

 

[Deleted]

I push it after contemplating the moral and physical repercussions for a good 2 seconds.

 

[Guttural Engagement]

$1,000,000 British Pounds are deposited into my bank account. I also aquire theme music - like the episode of Family Guy where Peter get's his own theme music that plays while he's walking around or whatever.

Also, Space Hippie's from Mars land on Earth - Marijuana is legalized; and a glorious pothead based society forms on the moon and I get a free ticket on the first flight to it - a free house with free mortgage - and free pot for life.

XD

Top that.

 

[Triggerhappy938]

I push it, only to verify that no, I don't know what's good for me.

 

[ThorSummoner]

Pressing the big red button disables my barrel-roll command... D:
Now how do i dodge bullets >.<

 

[Cinnonym]

I linger obsessively until someone else pushes the button.

 

[blankedboy]

It doesn't end well because..

..In Soviet Russia, button press you -.-

Ah, that's good.

When I push the button, Halo becomes the only game.

 

[Mikaze]

I get struck by lightning and, as a scientist, wonder if it happens every time.

Cookie for reference.

 

[ZaronX]

$1,000,000 British Pounds are deposited into my bank account. I also aquire theme music - like the episode of Family Guy where Peter get's his own theme music that plays while he's walking around or whatever.

Also, Space Hippie's from Mars land on Earth - Marijuana is legalized; and a glorious pothead based society forms on the moon and I get a free ticket on the first flight to it - a free house with free mortgage - and free pot for life.

XD

Top that.

I push the button and the government stops giving money to people who don't deserve it in the least!

Either that or I get a chocolate fountain or something of the sort. b: Either way.

Though I have to admit "space hippies" sound pretty awesome.

 

[Racistman3d]

Your walking along, and you find a big red button and a sign that says "if you know whats good for you, you wont push this button"

You push it...what does it do?

Natal and the Playstation dild... er gem become massively popular and both Microsoft and Sony join Nintendo and stop making real games to produce shovelware, and PC gaming dies due to large amounts of piracy.

 

[Trivun]

I press it and Derren Brown appears... ;D

 

[rt052192]

that was easy

 

[Samcanuck]

You get a shock, and a "Wahwhaaaaaah" sound.

 

[The Heik]

Your walking along, and you find a big red button and a sign that says "if you know whats good for you, you wont push this button"

You push it...what does it do?

Another button that's exactly like the first pops up, and since I can't resist a big red button,I push it. And another button that's exactly like the first pops up, and since I can't resist a big red button,I push it. And another button that's exactly like the first pops up, and since I can't resist a big red button,I push it. And another button that's exactly like the first pops up, and since I can't resist a big red button I push it............

An infinite button loop: the bane of my existence

 

[hadeze]

The chip in my head blows up.