Big Red Button

[ottenni]

I don't press it, i bang my head into it repeatedly. HAHAHAHA!

 

[DrSunday]

I push it, and nothing happens, so I push it again thinking mabey it's broken, it still doesn't work, so I push.....Long story short I die of starvation pushing a button.

If someone else pushes the button however, I gain god-like powers, then go beat them for getting the button to work when I couldn't/wasn't there....I keep the powers once I'm done beating them, just in case they try again.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

I am forced to watch this:

 

[USSR]

Are all 2011 of your post Soviet Russia jokes?

..maybe.

Nah, I kid. I post them occasionally.

More than usual lately. I've been somewhat bored.

 

[BaldursBananaSoap]

Nothing happens, and I spend the rest of my life wondering what happened.

 

[The Warden]

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

I push it... and nothing happens.
Seriously, why would someone put a red button that does something in my way?

 

[ProfessorLayton]

I'd probably not. I'd be a mixture of afraid and curious.

 

[Hobo Joe]

You push it. You go on with your life...5...10 years pass. Nothing. You meet a nice girl; she's fantastic, the love of your life; perfect in every way, such a great person. One night you're going to have sex for the first time. Then you realise she's a trap.

 

[notyouraveragejoe]

A trapdoor opens and I fall into a pit of boiling gravy. Which is delicious. But then I die. But still...delicious.

 

[Daemascus]

Pie to the face.

 

[Mikaze]

I get struck by lightning and, as a scientist, wonder if it happens every time.

Cookie for reference.

XKCD. Cookie please.

-Holds out hand.-

There you go.

 

[ThatTallGuy]

I get struck by lightning and, as a scientist, wonder if it happens every time.

Cookie for reference.

XKCD. Cookie please.

-Holds out hand.-

There you go.

-Tips hat.- Thank you kindly.

 

[AvsJoe]

My Escapist avatar becomes Justin Bieber for 24 hours.

 

[Vinny Day]

Pie to the face.

better than pi to the face.
those numbers sting...