...you are correct. Fuck. That. Guy. Erm...dog. That guydog. That dog guy. Whatever. You also reminded me ofOwyn_Merrilin said:Everyone's forgetting the obvious:
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Oh man, that yeti. I was reminded of that game in a completely unrelated way earlier tonight[footnote]I was browsing the Google Play store and noticed an app that reminded me of it. Then I found out there was a clone of it, and loaded it up on my phone. Unfortunately it was missing pretty much all of my favorite features, notably the ability to do flips when you jump. So I uninstalled it about five minutes after downloading it.[/footnote]. That demotivational poster is wrong, though. It's possible to outrun the yeti if you hit the F key to go faster. It's just flippin' hard, you can't make any mistakes.DoPo said:...you are correct. Fuck. That. Guy. Erm...dog. That guydog. That dog guy. Whatever. You also reminded me ofOwyn_Merrilin said:Everyone's forgetting the obvious:
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Because, fuck him. Fuck him as well.
Was going to nominate someone else, but then you reminded me of those invincible little pricks. Fuck Little Lamplight.Vault101 said:I honestly don't get what they were going for with little lamplight in FO3 unless somone thourght it would be hilarious that they make the kids insufferable shit heads...well one kid in particular
YeahOwyn_Merrilin said:Oh man, that yeti. I was reminded of that game in a completely unrelated way earlier tonight[footnote]I was browsing the Google Play store and noticed an app that reminded me of it. Then I found out there was a clone of it, and loaded it up on my phone. Unfortunately it was missing pretty much all of my favorite features, notably the ability to do flips when you jump. So I uninstalled it about five minutes after downloading it.[/footnote]. That demotivational poster is wrong, though. It's possible to outrun the yeti if you hit the F key to go faster. It's just flippin' hard, you can't make any mistakes.DoPo said:...you are correct. Fuck. That. Guy. Erm...dog. That guydog. That dog guy. Whatever. You also reminded me ofOwyn_Merrilin said:Everyone's forgetting the obvious:
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Because, fuck him. Fuck him as well.
I'll one-up that with Trahearne from GW2. He's Kormir with an additional six years of writing experience that apparently went to waste.Kashrlyyk said:Kormir from Guild Wars Nightfalls.
The Player character you mean?bigfatcarp93 said:That little **** who runs around Whiterun talking shit to everyone. You know the one I mean.
My favourite bit about the tape is that my skater had no head - he was just a pair of floating eyes and sunglasses, who also had purely skeleton arms. so the silhouette of the guy has no head but they all still think -yep, seems legit.Janus Vesta said:The biggest douche bag NPC is Eric Sparrow. He takes every opportuiny possible to screw you over and make you look like a dick infront of Tony Hawk. He 'forgets' to sign you up to the Pro/Am contest in Vancouver, gets you kicked off the team once you finally get Tony's attention and then he steals the jump tape from Hawai'i and says he made the jump.
Fuck that guy. It's a good thing you can make him cry like a ***** in a second playthrough.
Before you try, make sure you go in human form through that swamp at the bottom until you get invaded by Maneater Mildred. If you kill her (she's easy) you get to summon her to help you out with the boss fight, which makes it a cake walk. Boss is pretty easy anyway, a thousand times nicer than the one in Anor Londo, but it's still nice to have someone else there to distract it.The_Blue_Rider said:So some of you may remember my thread from a few days ago, "Just got Dark Souls, any tips for a beginner", well I've played for just over 14 hours now and I've gotten through Blighttown (Havent killed the boss yet, gonna come back for that).
I summoned a bit of help for Ornstein and Smough, I assumed that since there were two of them I might want a bit of backup. Although apart from them Anor Londo was rather easysomeonehairy-ish said:Before you try, make sure you go in human form through that swamp at the bottom until you get invaded by Maneater Mildred. If you kill her (she's easy) you get to summon her to help you out with the boss fight, which makes it a cake walk. Boss is pretty easy anyway, a thousand times nicer than the one in Anor Londo, but it's still nice to have someone else there to distract it.The_Blue_Rider said:So some of you may remember my thread from a few days ago, "Just got Dark Souls, any tips for a beginner", well I've played for just over 14 hours now and I've gotten through Blighttown (Havent killed the boss yet, gonna come back for that).
In my next playthrough im definitely going to just kick Lautrec off Firelink Shrine first chance I get.Digi7 said:Ha! I came into this thread meaning to say just that!
Lautrec is a massive douchebag, and a massive pain in the ass to kill in New Londo. I had to leave that invasion by the wayside for ages and level up tons before I could kill him.
On my second playthrough, which I'm doing right now (on a new character), I attacked him as soon as I freed him because I wanted to see how everything worked from there. Needless to say he turned me into mincemeat with his bloody dual scythes and parrying dagger. I still haven't been able to kill him, he's just chilling up there on that staircase still.
There are a metric ton of douchebags in Skyrim, but I honestly hate every character in that game...
Nazreem? That one Redguard with the uppity attitude? Or maybe that one kid in Dragonsreach who always says, "Another adventurer coming here to lick my father's boots, good job". Both are equally jerkish...the only difference is that I can kill the Redguard...bigfatcarp93 said:That little **** who runs around Whiterun talking shit to everyone. You know the one I mean.