Biggest Fail You've Ever Seen In A Game?

[willard3]

Anybody who shouts "EPIC FAIL." That, in my book, makes you very lose.

 

[silentsentinel]

I was walking along in Battlefield: Bad Company Multiplayer. As per usual, everyone else was rushing the helicopter. One guy got to it first and flew away as I walked up a hill to set up a sniping spot. Three seconds later, the helicopter fell out of the sky and crashed, ripping a large hole out of our HQ. It hadn't beet shot down or anything, the guy just crashed.

I lol'd. I mean, Battlefield: Bad Company has the easiest-to-fly helicopters in the entire video game world. How do you crash one?

 

[DeadRow]

Theres no friendly fire in cod 4 so nuthing would have happened if it was ur friend

FF is on on the server I go to. Much more fun instead of people just spray at everything that moves incase its an enemy.

Edit: fixed quote

 

[ShotgunSmoke]

COD 4. Opfor had planted the bomb. All of them are dead, we have one guy left. He sprints towards the bomb (30 seconds left) and starts shooting his Desert Eagle in the air from joy. He's looking in the air and doesn't see a claymore right in front of him.

*click*

Marines eliminated.

 

[silentsentinel]

Anyone on any game that throws a nade and have it bounce off a wall/door frame and kill them ^^

Also my biggest epic failure was on CoD4, snuck up behind an enemy only to have myself wonder which team I was actually on. While I was tabbed on the score turns out it was my mate on the other team and i got a shotty to the face :/ Moral of the story?: Go for the knife kill, you can always say sorry if it turns out to be friendly ^^

Theres no friendly fire in cod 4 so nuthing would have happened if it was ur friend

There is if you're playing Hardcore.

 

[indirectx]

On the trainyard level of soldier of fortune 2, you can't shoot any of the guards or the alarm goes off. So I was slowly knocking everyone out with the butt of my pistol as I moved through the level.
There was this one point about 20 minutes in, no matter what I did the alarm would go off and the game would end. I even just sat and hid and still the alarm went off.
After at least an hour, trying to work out what was happening, I suddenly realised that the guards who I'd knocked out earlier, had woken up and set the alarm off!
I had to replay the entire level but this time, after knocking them out I proceded to cut their head off with my knife.

 

[NotAPie]

There was some brat 10 year old on a Garry's Mod server, Kept saying how his computer was better then mine, so he kept trying to crash my computer with explosive barrels.

>_> He crashed himself.

FAIL FAIL FAIL.

 

[AndyVale]

Anybody who shouts "EPIC FAIL." That, in my book, makes you very lose.

I agree. It's just a one way ticket to the land of I Fucking Hate You.

 

[MicrosoftPaysMe]

Anyone on any game that throws a nade and have it bounce off a wall/door frame and kill them ^^

Also my biggest epic failure was on CoD4, snuck up behind an enemy only to have myself wonder which team I was actually on. While I was tabbed on the score turns out it was my mate on the other team and i got a shotty to the face :/ Moral of the story?: Go for the knife kill, you can always say sorry if it turns out to be friendly ^^

Theres no friendly fire in cod 4 so nuthing would have happened if it was ur friend

There is if you're playing Hardcore.

Then his name wouldve been red or green u couldve looked at that

 

[CyberAkuma]

G"Our team has only 6 scouts? WE NEED MORE!! STACK MORE SCOUTS YOU IDIOTS!!"
Good times... too bad some people don't understand heavy sarcasm.

It's even made worse by teh fact that the majority of them Scouts are suicidal Scouts that for some idiotic reason try to bash HWGuys with bats...
I mean I know the updates are supposed to be fun but wtf?!

 

[conmag9]

Me, trying to use a trick to completely skip a testing area in portal. Not a cheat, just a really cheap idea. And failing, because of the controls, like 5 times. Despite the fact that I've beaten the game several time.

Why do I always suck the most when trying to be cool?

 

[thiosk]

I showed a friend my Wii and Mario Galaxy. I handed her the Wiimote and Nunchuck and she held it from the tip, so the handle was pointing away from her hand and the Z/C buttons were pointing towards it. I laughed and yelled FAIL in her face cause I'm nice like that haha.

Laughing at girls for incorrect video game controller usage is like laughing at special olympians.

I will be very suprised if you manage to reproduce. ever.

 

[timmytom1]

Charged into battle with one bullet...fail

I wholeheartedly agree everyone knows you banzai when you have no ammo and have no hope of getting any

 

[brokenfingers666]

god ive had loads of "fucking n00b" moments... but the best was when i was playing left 4 dead on my xbox 360, im just trotting along with my mate wavy dragonfly and were kicking some serious zombie arse, then some little shit comes on to our game (we left it open cause our mate demon was joining us) this guy, using louis's character model, yells "your going slowly" down the mic (painful as fuck) then he just runs off whilst were left there thinking okay what the fuck?

no more than about 30 seconds later we see witch moan appear on the subtitle screen so me and wavy huddle up and start watching are backs, then this fucking n00b yells "i found her im epic!" and shoots her... stupid little bastard. all we heard was screams from this kid, and me and wavy found him and the witch and just watched and laughed as the kid got ripped to shreds!

 

[manicfoot]

I showed a friend my Wii and Mario Galaxy. I handed her the Wiimote and Nunchuck and she held it from the tip, so the handle was pointing away from her hand and the Z/C buttons were pointing towards it. I laughed and yelled FAIL in her face cause I'm nice like that haha.

Laughing at girls for incorrect video game controller usage is like laughing at special olympians.

I will be very suprised if you manage to reproduce. ever.

I laughed at her because she's a gamer, not because she's female. She owns a 360 and builds her own PC's and is a very clever person. Yet she held the nunchuck wrong. Thanks for the insult though

 

[tenlong]

the medal of honor games enemy ai . i shot this nazi in his ass while he turned around and let me shoot him in the nuts. he didn't attack or anything.

 

[willard3]

Anybody who shouts "EPIC FAIL." That, in my book, makes you very lose.

I agree. It's just a one way ticket to the land of I Fucking Hate You.

Even better is when they laugh hysterically like they're clever and witty. The "fail" is best when delivered extremely dryly and with a deadly serious expression. It must also be reserved for moments that are exceptionally full of lose and QQ.

 

[silentsentinel]

Anyone on any game that throws a nade and have it bounce off a wall/door frame and kill them ^^

Also my biggest epic failure was on CoD4, snuck up behind an enemy only to have myself wonder which team I was actually on. While I was tabbed on the score turns out it was my mate on the other team and i got a shotty to the face :/ Moral of the story?: Go for the knife kill, you can always say sorry if it turns out to be friendly ^^

Theres no friendly fire in cod 4 so nuthing would have happened if it was ur friend

There is if you're playing Hardcore.

Then his name wouldve been red or green u couldve looked at that

Sometimes it's hard to see. The name doesn't show up unless you pointed your gun at the middle of another player's body.

 

[ThisNewGuy]

Basically I occasionally play an online FPS'er called Soldier Front, there's this mode called TDM, and you get 2 points for killing a person on the opposite team, and an additional point for HS,etc, etc with a goal to get to 100 points[and do that 2-5 times depending on the win count]. Basically, everyone left except 2 guys on my team and 2 guys on their team, so in order to get this over and done with faster as they'd already won 2/3 rounds, I decided to suicide and be an easy target so as to get it over and done with faster. The guy who had the sniper, managed to miss me, a standing still target, with the AWP(2x zoom), in a headshot, 15 fucking times. The sprayer eventually got sick of it, ran towards me and from a distance greater than that of the sniper, shot me 3 times in the head, on full spray(by that I mean he held the mouse button until the 3 shots fired, rather than just clicking them off as in an semi-auto), with an UZI.
That sniper sucked. [He also missed my head the next two times I did it, and ended up just body shotting me from then on, which he also missed a couple of times].
The funniest and most failest part? His name translated to: Epic Headshot Guy.
D;

Hey, I play that game. The most fail in that game for me is when most of my team already left so it's like 3 v 10 (true story) in a TDM. And we managed to win. They called us hacks. We called them noobs.

But the most fail overall would probably be someone getting cocky and finds a guy afk in the base. Walks up to the guy with a knife and starts shanking the legs only to have the guy come back from afk and kill him.

 

[KazukiFerret]

Rainbow Six Vegas, guy was coming up to where I was taking cover. I stuck my SPAS-12 out from behind cover and blasted him directly in the face.