Biggest Fail You've Ever Seen In A Game?
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4 fails I have seen while playing halo 3.
1) I perform the second most ballsy thing on H3 driving a 'hog head long at a rocket holder (most ballsy is attempting to run over a laser holder who can see you), the stupid nub missed twice and my gunner got him as I nudged him back up a hill with a tail flick.
2) The second was on CTF narrows, a guy grabbed our flag and he made his way through the man cannon. I was waiting on the other side and watched the guy throw a sticky at me, miss and have it man cannon back into his face.
3) The third I am sorry to say, was me failing in a most epic fashion. I attempted to laser a tank on avalanche, only to see the barrel disappear from view and a flash of light. Realising this meant it was aimed at me I yelled oh s*** and was promptly blown out of my mjolnir armour.
4) Playing monster jam on sandbox a friend hijacks my 'hog, into a man cannon hole!
Video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xV3n6uVhMFE
1) I perform the second most ballsy thing on H3 driving a 'hog head long at a rocket holder (most ballsy is attempting to run over a laser holder who can see you), the stupid nub missed twice and my gunner got him as I nudged him back up a hill with a tail flick.
2) The second was on CTF narrows, a guy grabbed our flag and he made his way through the man cannon. I was waiting on the other side and watched the guy throw a sticky at me, miss and have it man cannon back into his face.
3) The third I am sorry to say, was me failing in a most epic fashion. I attempted to laser a tank on avalanche, only to see the barrel disappear from view and a flash of light. Realising this meant it was aimed at me I yelled oh s*** and was promptly blown out of my mjolnir armour.
4) Playing monster jam on sandbox a friend hijacks my 'hog, into a man cannon hole!
Video here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xV3n6uVhMFE
on L4D, Versus, some guy named The Transylvanian Sprok who called every1 but himself noobs if they "did something wrong" (we were infected). he was all like "FAIL, U FAT RETARTED NOOB" to 1 of my teammates when he played tank for the first time. 2 minutes later he is thrown off the rooftop by me (i got a few skills as tank 
and he was an idiot who thought me stupid, so i tricked him with some corner confusion).
i laughed so hard, i could barely breathe for 2 minutes.
and he was an idiot who thought me stupid, so i tricked him with some corner confusion).i laughed so hard, i could barely breathe for 2 minutes.
CoD4 Domination match
My team had three kids that sounded like they were eleven or thirteen. One tells another, "Hy. Do you want me to rape you?" The other says, "What?!" The first guy repeats the question, then it get unintellegable over the grenades. Then I hear a bunch of taunts, fake sex noises, etc. I spawn right next to the kids after a death. Apparently, they were shoved in a corner, couching up and down, jumping, and knifing eachother.
Maturity fail.
My team had three kids that sounded like they were eleven or thirteen. One tells another, "Hy. Do you want me to rape you?" The other says, "What?!" The first guy repeats the question, then it get unintellegable over the grenades. Then I hear a bunch of taunts, fake sex noises, etc. I spawn right next to the kids after a death. Apparently, they were shoved in a corner, couching up and down, jumping, and knifing eachother.
Maturity fail.
...Yeah, I could say pretty much the same to you.thiosk said:
Inferring that an entire gender is mentally retarded is a sure-fire way to get laid. That an entire gender is anything, in fact.
Biggest fail eh?
CoD4, Whole team was whiped out but one person, I seen him sniping in game, he was awfull no doubt about it, it was him vs about 3 enemies, me and my team mates knew we'd lose but we didn't expect him to do this.
Backlot - Runs round the back of the houses near the bomb going to defuse he cooks a flash grenade and throws it at the wall it rebonds and hits him, flashing and injuring himself, doesn't seem funny to read, but was the biggest fail EVER.
CoD4, Whole team was whiped out but one person, I seen him sniping in game, he was awfull no doubt about it, it was him vs about 3 enemies, me and my team mates knew we'd lose but we didn't expect him to do this.
Backlot - Runs round the back of the houses near the bomb going to defuse he cooks a flash grenade and throws it at the wall it rebonds and hits him, flashing and injuring himself, doesn't seem funny to read, but was the biggest fail EVER.
Double Fail, Dark Messiah M&M by me and some other guy from yesterday.
I was an archer with my triple arrow shot out on one of the bridges in Neslam's (or something like that) Scar, an enemy warrior comes up and attempts to chop me in two so in my haste to get a good shot and dodge his attack at the same time I side-stepped right off the edge of the bridge. As I fell through the sky for a few brief seconds, apparently the warrior decided to make sure I died and followed me right of the edge, and I see him also falling with me. I redeemed my failure by managing to hit him (since I still had my triple shot at the ready) in the head and kill him instantly before going splat.
I was an archer with my triple arrow shot out on one of the bridges in Neslam's (or something like that) Scar, an enemy warrior comes up and attempts to chop me in two so in my haste to get a good shot and dodge his attack at the same time I side-stepped right off the edge of the bridge. As I fell through the sky for a few brief seconds, apparently the warrior decided to make sure I died and followed me right of the edge, and I see him also falling with me. I redeemed my failure by managing to hit him (since I still had my triple shot at the ready) in the head and kill him instantly before going splat.
In Battlefield Bad Company some guy from the enemy team jumped in a tank and I was sitting in the house above him, he couldnt drive and got stuck. So he switches to the MG turret on top and I saw his head sticking out I jumped out of the window and knifed his head.
On a narrow bridge on some aim map in CS:S. It was me and some other dude. We both decided to knife. So the guy starts running at me and I run at him. I decided to jump over him at the last second. As I land on the other side of him he turns, right off the brigde and suicides.
Kinda lame, but still a fail.
Kinda lame, but still a fail.
Was playing Cod4 Hardcore. Some weird glitch happened after a 6v6 started. Half my team left and then the other team gained 4+ players. The names didn't even all fit on the roster.
It was 3 on 10+, my teammates groan but I run out to the hill on pipeline and killed 6 of them by myself, emptied my gun, switched to pistol, emptied THAT, then knifed a guy. The enemy team killed one person on my team in this time, then the Host left the game.
Game ends at 60-10, we won. In the short time I was playing, it was pure epic. "What happened guys? It was just 3 of us!" Soooo much heckling.
It was 3 on 10+, my teammates groan but I run out to the hill on pipeline and killed 6 of them by myself, emptied my gun, switched to pistol, emptied THAT, then knifed a guy. The enemy team killed one person on my team in this time, then the Host left the game.
Game ends at 60-10, we won. In the short time I was playing, it was pure epic. "What happened guys? It was just 3 of us!" Soooo much heckling.
I was playing Halo 3 using the Spartan lazer when a team member walked in from of me and I recieved a betrayal, 30 seconds later he walked directly in from of me this time and when I fired the lazer I killed both him and my self and had about 1 minute respawn time
I once went through an entire splitscreen Mario Kart race on the Wii while thinking that I was the player on the other screen. I was kind of drunk at the time, but not enough for that to be a valid excuse. Pretty fucking embarrassing.
In killzone i was playing an a 5 of my teamates go out and all start shooting at one little medic and chase him around for about 3 minutes until they got killed by other enemies...then i met him up a minute later and killed him with a headshot...
They failed
They failed
Everybody on my team in Left 4 Dead. I've had Louis stand just outside the safe room door to snipe some special infected. I've had teammates stand next to a hunter. I've had teammates molotov a tank when there is no room to run. I've had teammates friendly fire when we're standing still. I've had teammates heal at half health. I swear I've been with people who, as the infected, managed to pounce themselves, they were that bad.