Biggest Fail You've Ever Seen In A Game?

[Aesthetical Quietus]

Basically I occasionally play an online FPS'er called Soldier Front, there's this mode called TDM, and you get 2 points for killing a person on the opposite team, and an additional point for HS,etc, etc with a goal to get to 100 points[and do that 2-5 times depending on the win count]. Basically, everyone left except 2 guys on my team and 2 guys on their team, so in order to get this over and done with faster as they'd already won 2/3 rounds, I decided to suicide and be an easy target so as to get it over and done with faster. The guy who had the sniper, managed to miss me, a standing still target, with the AWP(2x zoom), in a headshot, 15 fucking times. The sprayer eventually got sick of it, ran towards me and from a distance greater than that of the sniper, shot me 3 times in the head, on full spray(by that I mean he held the mouse button until the 3 shots fired, rather than just clicking them off as in an semi-auto), with an UZI.
That sniper sucked. [He also missed my head the next two times I did it, and ended up just body shotting me from then on, which he also missed a couple of times].
The funniest and most failest part? His name translated to: Epic Headshot Guy.
D;

Hey, I play that game. The most fail in that game for me is when most of my team already left so it's like 3 v 10 (true story) in a TDM. And we managed to win. They called us hacks. We called them noobs.

But the most fail overall would probably be someone getting cocky and finds a guy afk in the base. Walks up to the guy with a knife and starts shanking the legs only to have the guy come back from afk and kill him.

Heh, I've 4 vs 10 a team of Colonels and a Bridgradier general(I don't know if they were fake ranking), and we won 300-125(total points, roughly).

 

[MicrosoftPaysMe]

Anyone on any game that throws a nade and have it bounce off a wall/door frame and kill them ^^

Also my biggest epic failure was on CoD4, snuck up behind an enemy only to have myself wonder which team I was actually on. While I was tabbed on the score turns out it was my mate on the other team and i got a shotty to the face :/ Moral of the story?: Go for the knife kill, you can always say sorry if it turns out to be friendly ^^

Theres no friendly fire in cod 4 so nuthing would have happened if it was ur friend

There is if you're playing Hardcore.

Then his name wouldve been red or green u couldve looked at that

Sometimes it's hard to see. The name doesn't show up unless you pointed your gun at the middle of another player's body.

Well doeing that wouldve been easier then bringing up the score

 

[Blank Verse]

I showed a friend my Wii and Mario Galaxy. I handed her the Wiimote and Nunchuck and she held it from the tip, so the handle was pointing away from her hand and the Z/C buttons were pointing towards it. I laughed and yelled FAIL in her face cause I'm nice like that haha.

Laughing at girls for incorrect video game controller usage is like laughing at special olympians.

I will be very suprised if you manage to reproduce. ever.

I showed a friend my Wii and Mario Galaxy. I handed her the Wiimote and Nunchuck and she held it from the tip, so the handle was pointing away from her hand and the Z/C buttons were pointing towards it. I laughed and yelled FAIL in her face cause I'm nice like that haha.

Laughing at girls for incorrect video game controller usage is like laughing at special olympians.

I will be very suprised if you manage to reproduce. ever.

I laughed at her because she's a gamer, not because she's female. She owns a 360 and builds her own PC's and is a very clever person. Yet she held the nunchuck wrong. Thanks for the insult though

EPIC FAIL, NOOB! EPIC FAIL!

 

[silentsentinel]

I was walking along in Battlefield: Bad Company Multiplayer. As per usual, everyone else was rushing the helicopter. One guy got to it first and flew away as I walked up a hill to set up a sniping spot. Three seconds later, the helicopter fell out of the sky and crashed, ripping a large hole out of our HQ. It hadn't beet shot down or anything, the guy just crashed.

I lol'd. I mean, Battlefield: Bad Company has the easiest-to-fly helicopters in the entire video game world. How do you crash one?

Was his name Triple AD 'cuz I remember doing something like that

Didn't see the name. Pretty sure it wasn't Triple AD though...

 

[BolognaBaloney]

I was playing Halo 3 using the Spartan lazer when a team member walked in from of me and I recieved a betrayal, 30 seconds later he walked directly in from of me this time and when I fired the lazer I killed both him and my self and had about 1 minute respawn time

THis happens to me so much

 

[internutt]

When playing the original Smash Bros 64 with friends. We were playing a four man 5 stock match.

It was eventually down to myself and a friend, one life left each. However, I had over 100% damage on my last life by the time he was on his last life. After a fierce battle I managed to make a slight comeback. However, he knocked me high into the sky and I was beaten.

When suddenly!

A bomb-omb walks up to him while my friend begins celebrating his victory. The bomb-omb hits Mario and Mario flies off the sceen and dies a split second before my character did.

Hilarious moment where I won wen I really shouldn't have. I'll never let him live it down.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

While in the halo pregame lobby I went to the bathroom and the game started. I come back just in time to see a guy throw a frag grenade at me, which bounced off the wall next to me, and managed to kill him, betray his teammate right next to him, and get him booted from the game.

 

[Dale Cooper]

I shot myself with a red shell in Mario Kart Wii.

Dick.

 

[jboking]

Watched as a friend tried to take down the infinite loop stalkers in HL2: Episode 1 's end...with a smg...and a pistol...he wasn't doing it for fun, he thought he had to. I didn't feel like correcting him until he had made a spectacle of himself by throwing his controller down in disgust(OB on Xbox 360).

 

[Ursus Astrorum]

The last boss of Fable 2.

/thread

 

[Hazy]

The most recent one was in TF2: Medic Ubered a Spy.

 

[Harbinger_]

Playing the Marina level in multiplayer for the old Deus Ex game where there is a small room under the water and a reload point for weapons. Dude takes the prox mines and covers the walls with them. Ping was at maybe 34. He accidentally shoots one of the prox mines setting them all off. Ping goes to 500 and most people get kicked off of the server

 

[OmegaGamer]

20 minutes ago I was playing castle crashers with a mate then another guy joined and proceeded to cry becasue he wanted the orange knight. Biggest fail ever

 

[EeveeElectro]

Can't remember what game it was, but I was playing online with someone. He died 5 or 6 times in a row, then I died and he yelled, "YOU FUCKING SUCK!" and left.

 

[ssgt splatter]

This was very funny http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC0FEm2U0yg

Oh wow. Just...wow.

 

[Julianking93]

I was playin Call of Duty 4 and some kid wouldn't turn his fucking mic off. He kept talking to his mom asking for Kool aid. What a douche Plus the kid was like 8 or something.