I had an accident with a heavy ATV(500cc engine). It tipped over and I was crushed between it and the ground. I took all the impact with my right shoulder. Bone which goes from neck to shoulder got misplaced so it had to be put in place with HUGE metal bar which was drilled deep in to it from the tip of my shoulder. First night at the hospital wasnt that bad with all the painkillers but the first night at home... Weak painkillers didnt do a thing... I felt like my shoulder was on fire inside. And it lasted the whole night.
Biggest pain you've ever felt?
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I've got a pinched nerve (currently dulled by some bitching meds) and its been the worst pain I've ever felt personally......aside from the point of impact when I got hit by a car.
My contact once dried out in my eye. When I went to take it out it tore my iris.
Picture putting rubbing alcohol in your eye, continuously.
Picture putting rubbing alcohol in your eye, continuously.
Yeah, as a result of having a slipped disc from cricket I now have sciatica. It gets pretty bad sometimes. Had to take 2 months off work a little while ago. But the pain I was describing was the alleged treatment...Daystar Clarion said:
Sciatica is one of those things that unless you have it you just can't understand how painful it is. Well, until you meet someone suffering from it, so im sure you have some idea...
Take morphine bribes from the doctor, Homer Simpson style!Daystar Clarion said:
I have a toe story, too. I went on an eight mile walk, and my shoes were two sizes too small and I was carrying a very heavy bag. Long story short, my feet started killing me, but the trip overseers refused to let me walk without my shoes, despite the fact I've been walking barefoot over gravel since I was a toddler. I've got mad hobbit feet.
Anyway, I pry off my shoes at the end of the day after limping home at a snail's pace. The toes are puffed up and bright red bruised, and my big toe it oozing blood. The underside of the nail had turned completely red. It took a year for all the blood to work its way out and another for the toe to stop looking weird.
Due to a problem with the NHS being backed up like a porn star taking it doggy style and some very irresponsible behavior on my part, I had something to this effect:
This was infuriating. At first, pain killers would dull the pain. Regardless, I would find it very difficult to sleep, and when I woke up, I'd be in sleep paralysis with this agony in full swing. Then I'd get out of bed, storm downstairs. Then we'd be out of pain killers. What with school systems being touchy about dispensing pain medication, school was hell, and I'd just sit at the back of my lessons trying not to punch through my desk. Then the pain killers stopped working. Over the next week, I went skits. I still tried to get paracetamol and ibuprofen to work, and one day, my mum directed me to some pain medication. There on the table lay ibuprofen and paracetamol. But next to it? Next to it lay the prescription medication for my mother's back problem (which later had to be surgically corrected with bone grafts and shit, just to give you an idea) this was serious "omfg let's drug elephants" style pain medication. I took some.
For an hour, nothing. Then it slightly dulled the pain, which comparatively was bliss. Then it knocked me out for three hours. When I woke up, no pain. I nearly converted to religion, I was so happy. Then my dental appointment came through, and all was well, and I was one filling happier.
That said, don't get the wrong idea, my teeth are fine. I'm not going around with yellow lumps of mold for teeth, they look normal.
Anyway, in the summer holidays I got stabbed in the leg. Punched the guy out and limped home, losing three pints or so of blood along the way. Poured vodka on it, etc. Bound it up, and stayed in bed for a week or so before taking it easy.
Oh, then I was given a "Britain legal" butterfly knife for my birthday. What I did not know was that this meant the handles were spring loaded, so that you need two hands to pry it open. It closes very hard. I was taking it through exercises I'd looked up to loosen handles of knew butterfly knives. It snapped shut on my finger and cut it to the bone.
After prying it out of me, and bleeding everywhere, I sighed, wrapped it up in toilet paper, put my hands in my jacket pockets, and went downstairs to seek help. My mum was on the phone, and I was like "yeah, I need some help", she was like "in a minute", so I said "take your time"
A few minutes later, she puts down the phone, asks what's up, and I pull out my hand wrapped in dripping, blood soaked tissue. The look on her face made it all worth it. That said, it wasn't all that painful to me. I guess after a while, you get a threshold for coping with extended injury.
Biggest amount of pain in shortest time, kick to the groin (Solve media: Pushy peas, well played solve media well played).
Long term was appendicitis.
Long term was appendicitis.
When I was in kindergarden one of my fingernails got partially ripped off. The doc had to finish the job. That is so far back I can't remember if it was THAT painful, since I didn't even yell.
Now, 2 years back my nose got broken. The surgeon had 2 give me 4 anesthetic shots, 2 in the nostrils, 2 in the cheeks. So, that shit hurts, especially the ones deep in the nose. When the last, right cheek, shot comes I am relieved it's the lat one. Then the mofo hits a nerve. I twitch into a joker grin and stay like that for a few minutes. Felt like lightning shot through my face.
Now, 2 years back my nose got broken. The surgeon had 2 give me 4 anesthetic shots, 2 in the nostrils, 2 in the cheeks. So, that shit hurts, especially the ones deep in the nose. When the last, right cheek, shot comes I am relieved it's the lat one. Then the mofo hits a nerve. I twitch into a joker grin and stay like that for a few minutes. Felt like lightning shot through my face.
i once had a stomach infection which made me feel like i had a stomach full of broken glass, lasted 3 days and couldn't eat anything, so on top of pain, i had hunger 
Try having those on both your big toes. What made it worse was that it took a long time to get an operation (long booking) and when I do get it was too swollen to make it numb by injection so I felt what they did to my toes during the operation. Crying was ensure.Sean Hollyman said:So what's the worst, most excrutiating, painful pain you've ever felt?
I had an ingrown toenail once, mega ouch