Biggest pain you've ever felt?

[Esotera]

Probably a tie between stamping on a pin/nail that went a couple of centimetres into my foot, and falling onto a wall & grazing my shin whilst running. The last one was probably worse just because the wound had all sorts of gravel in & needed disinfecting, and I had to run a couple of miles before I could get to hospital.

 

[GrimTuesday]

It would have to be when my knee and ankle dislocated and relocated themselves in the space of two minutes. Basically, I had roughly 1500 pounds of large, sweaty men fall on my leg when it was bent at a weird angle, causing those two joints to dislocate, only to have them right themselves when I tried to move them. The trainer for the football team I was on told me that he had never seen it happen, but that both joints were dislocate.

 

[applesandoranges]

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[TheTim]

Suffering an Unhappy triad injury during a football game my freshman year, the pain was so unbearable i went into hallucinations until the ambulance got there.

 

[Total LOLige]

I have a high pain threshold so stuff doesn't hurt as much as it should. I'm searching through the old memory bank and nothing uber painful comes to mind. I get the odd bout of toothache in a tooth that's missing a half, but that's more annoying than painful. One time at rugby I fell awkwardly on my ankle that hurt a bit but it wasn't like having a pike through the head. I couldn't put any weight on it the fucker just gave way, I hobbled all the way home it took 20 minutes longer than it should have. Completely fine the next morning. Wait once when I was 10 I had an inflamed ear canal that fucking hurt.

 

[Dags90]

Got my nipples pierced

That's pretty quick though. Also, why is pain measured in size OP?

IDK, it's a toss up. I had a spinal tap when I was 5, but I don't really remember that. When I was 13 or so my doc botched an ear cleaning. Wound up with a lot of water stuck behind my ear drum. By the end of the night it was unbearable and I was in the ER getting some percoset and a referral to an ENT. More painful than the time my foot got stuck under an elevator door.

 

[geK0]

Was hit by a car,my leg was broken in half; I could kick my knee if I were concious long enough after.
But that doesn't count I guess because I don't remember it.....

I guess the surgery I had about a year later to have the metal bar in my leg taken out; my leg swelled up to 3 times it's size and was all purple and yellow...so much more painful than any pain I experienced after the initial break >...>

 

[Craorach]

I had to have all the teeth in my upper jaw removed and replaced immediately with a denture ontop of the wounds.

The drugs knocked me out for the best part of two days.. then I woke up a screaming drooling mess. I then had to remove the plate to clean the wounds and then put it back in around the swelling.

Ow.

 

[SuaveSalarian]

Having my wrist bone pop out of my skin when I fell off my bike as a child. Fucking ow.

 

[ParadiseOnceLost]

I broke both the bones in my arm and they started to overlap each other. My mom drove to clinic where for medical reason the Doc could not put me under while he set my arm. Pretty bad shit right there.

 

[Corven]

Continuing the ingrown toenail trend.

I had the whole ingrown toenail thong on both feet on the big toe, after having them cut out the doctor had to cauterize some of the wounds, all was well until we remembered our town has a massive senior community so getting my pain meds took 3 hours, the anesthetic they gave me at the doctors was starting to wear off as soon as i left the building....

 

[Spambot 3000]

Sharp pains in the urethra and rectum a few times last year whenever I had to go to the toilet at night. Worst part was that I constantly needed to pee for some reason, so the pain was fairly continuous and depriving me of sleep. I probably should've seen a doctor about it but I never did.
And one time I accidentally put some 92 degrees Celsius hot water in my mouth.

 

[Heinrich843]

When I was younger, I managed to entirely rip off the skin and a great deal of flesh from the bottom of my foot. Having like, half in an instant hurt pretty bad, but it's all normal again.

I just remember massive amounts of sharp pain.

 

[Fijiman]

Foot cramps are a painful *****. Aside from that the only thing I can think of might be falling down the stairs and skinning most of my left shin, but that was forever ago so I don't remember it that well.

 

[DoPo]

When I had my ear sewn back together (really stupid accident) at the hospital. The doctor said that if he gave me anaesthetic I'd feel more pain. So I had to sit there fully aware for the whole time - approximately 100 years plus or minus a decade. Also, I was either 8 or 9 at the time. In the weeks following, I couldn't ever touch my ear for the enormous pain it brought me.

 

[TheSaw]

When a girl broke my heart. OH THE AGONY!

But seriously, I had some sort of infection, (they called me a "Medical mystery" because they didn't know what it was) in my right leg and hip. It was eating away at joints or something, so if I didn't have surgery, I wouldn't be able to move my leg. All that time was horrible. The pain before going to the hospital was making me cry (I was 10). The 10 injections a day were quite horrible too. The tube that was draining some stuff out of my leg hurt like hell when they took it out. The stitches hurt too. The worst part of it was before going to the hospital though.

Oh, and I stood on a lego piece too, that is most certainly at the top of my pain chart.

 

[rekabdarb]

I've had ingrown toenails too, and while not necessary the most excruciating pain I've ever felt, it's constant.

Every slight bump is agony, I was always very conscience about where my feet were, shifting my weight etc.

So glad I got the nails on both my big toes permanently removed.

Now, for the worst pain I've ever felt.

Appendicitis. The night before I went into hospital was the longest, most agonising night of my life, like someone was twisting my guts around their fist.

I can understand why people get addicted to morphine.

That shit is awesome and takes effect almost instantly.

Why are you always in top 5 posts of every thread this year.
Every time i log on and actually look at forums it's you.

From tonight you seem to be the only good part about the forums left...

Oh and the biggest pain i felt was either getting hit with a crowbar in my dream, and then waking up to a black eye and a pain in my hand. Double the pain, double the pleasure.

Oh getting lost in the woods for 2 days. The hungry games...

Having sex for the first time, Because it was extremely underwhelming. The female in my little duo 'got tired' Had to finish myself off. And when we tried again she 'got tired' again and i had to finish myself off AGAIN. 8 for 0 is a good ratio though right? =(

 

[Kizi]

Appendicitis. And then the damn thing burst, and I didn't know it was appendicitis so I decided to wait it out. Having a burst appendix in you for three days is not only painful as fuck, it can also be, from what I've heard, quite lethal.

 

[bigfatcarp93]

Slammed my index finger in a door. I was screaming inconsolably for hours.

 

[viranimus]

Ive been shot, stabbed, clipped resulting in compound fracture,center car in a 5 car pile up but time, heals all wounds and it also makes all pain fade. Soooo... with that said all I can do is refer to this weeks biggest pain was NOT using this badboy ....

.... to cut a 3.5 inch filet into the top of my left hand, Or the 8 stitches required, it was the injection of Lidocaine right on top of a finger bone required to stitch the damned hunk of meat back together.

Yup... should have used the chain saw instead.

Edit: Though pancreatitis is pretty unbearable, and its only surpassed by the cure of starvation.