Biggest Toughest Manly Main Characters

[garjian]

[insert male created character here]?

seriously though...
the left bumper in pong... hes... smexy...

anyway im not sure why you judge 'manliness' by the ridiculous size of RE5 guys arms... but w/e thats got nothing to do with it...
kratos probably rates quite high... but unfortuenately thats not mindless violence since the game gives an almost valid reason for it... plus hes such a metrosexual fool...

hmmm... right bumber from pong... he might not look it... but his backstory is nothing but murder and steak ^^ yum! methinks he loses to lefty though...

 

[Your once and future Fanboy]

snake, nuff said!

 

[teisjm]

Mario when he's on the 'shrooms. Nothing spells man more than a mario-mustache... i wish i had a mustache

Also, Travis Touchdown from No More Heroes may not be that big, but he gets points in manlyness for beeing totally easy to manipulate with the promise of pussy.

 

[Overlord Nicy]

The manliest man ever? He is Heavy Weapons Guy. And t [http://www.britishgaming.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/sandvich.jpg]h [http://pnmedia.gamespy.com/screenshots/phl/20331734.jpg]e [http://www.airsoftatlanta.com/images/new_shotgun_1a_jpg.jpg]s [http://www.tfportal.de/gfx/content/tf2/weapons/fists.jpg]e [http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/kotaku/2008/08/kgbs.jpg] are his weapons.

 

[Credge]

Solid Snake/Raiden/Snake. Take your pick there.

Duke Nukem.

 

[EnderWigginDA]

You people may remember Duke Nukem, but how many of you played when he was only a 2D side-scroller? Back then he was just like the Contra guys with a bleach job.

I do! 2400 Baud shareware baby. Still the Duke.

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

Duke Nukem. Hands down now...

 

[steve141761]

Gordon Freeman?

Sadly, he isn't exactly... manly... but I would of picked him...

I'll have to go with....
Duke Nukem...

 

[Programmed_For_Damage]

You people may remember Duke Nukem, but how many of you played when he was only a 2D side-scroller? Back then he was just like the Contra guys with a bleach job.

I do! 2400 Baud shareware baby.

Ha ha, fantastic! Ah, the memories.

 

[NoDamnNames]

In his own words, Duke Nukem would tear off Markus Fenix's head and shit down his throat.

 

[XUnsafeNormalX]

Do you have to ask? Arthas!!!!!! from wc3 when he was a protagonist

What WC3 campaign did you play?

 

[Feverish]

Kratos. I don't remember any of these other manly men having a threeway-minigame and killing gods. He pretty much showers in his victims' blood, people.

 

[ElderScribe]

Gotta go with the Duke, at the very least he has the best one-liners ever:

"Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!"

"I'm Duke Nukem. And I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!"

"Somebody's gonna freakin pay for screwin up my vacation".

Ah Duke, we love you.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZf64NfQATM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0dBK0swS-Y

 

[Cabboge]

Kratos from God of War

Any man who can wear a skirt and still rip a man in half with his bare hands is a true man! I mean, watch Braveheart if you need more proof on how men can be badass while wearing a skirt

 

[Hazy]

Carmin- I mean.. Duke Nukem of course.

 

[Loiosh91]

This was already done earlier today, but oh well.

This is a bit nerdy, but my choice is Zaratul from Starcraft. No fear. No regret. Zaratul doesn't take your shit.
"You speak of knowledge, Judicator? You speak of experience? I have journeyed through the darkness between the most distant stars. I have beheld the births of negative-suns and borne witness to the entropy of entire realities... Unto my experience, Aldaris, all that you've built here on Aiur is but a fleeting dream. A dream from which your precious Conclave shall awaken, finding themselves drowned in a greater nightmare."

(Speaking to Kerrigan)
"Well spoken, Concubine of the Zerg. But though we strike at you from the shadows, do not think that we lack the courage to stand in the light. You would do well to abandon this attack."

ah a Starcraft man! too few of us remain...anyway if im gonna pick a starcraft hero i gotta say Fenix, Raynor and Zeratul were close but then i remembered that Fenix DIED and CAME BACK as a photon-shooting robot monster so he wins

out of every game i've played though i have to pick the original Doom guy

Doom guy was the inspiration for half these guys that are being picked *points at people saying Duke Nukem*

 

[ChocoFace]

The answer is always Duke Nukem.

Amen to that.

 

[Loiosh91]

Do you have to ask? Arthas!!!!!! from wc3 when he was a protagonist

What WC3 campaign did you play?

WC3 Reign of Chaos Arthas is the good guy for most of the campaign, but he was more of a bitchy "i gotta prove myself to my father" "why does everyone treat me like a kid?" protaganist than a badass

 

[TaborMallory]

This was already done earlier today, but oh well.

This is a bit nerdy, but my choice is Zaratul from Starcraft. No fear. No regret. Zaratul doesn't take your shit.
"You speak of knowledge, Judicator? You speak of experience? I have journeyed through the darkness between the most distant stars. I have beheld the births of negative-suns and borne witness to the entropy of entire realities... Unto my experience, Aldaris, all that you've built here on Aiur is but a fleeting dream. A dream from which your precious Conclave shall awaken, finding themselves drowned in a greater nightmare."

(Speaking to Kerrigan)
"Well spoken, Concubine of the Zerg. But though we strike at you from the shadows, do not think that we lack the courage to stand in the light. You would do well to abandon this attack."

ah a Starcraft man! too few of us remain...anyway if im gonna pick a starcraft hero i gotta say Fenix, Raynor and Zeratul were close but then i remembered that Fenix DIED and CAME BACK as a photon-shooting robot monster so he wins

out of every game i've played though i have to pick the original Doom guy

Doom guy was the inspiration for half these guys that are being picked *points at people saying Duke Nukem*

Indeed, Fenix kicks significant amounts of ass. I died inside when

Spoiler: SECRET

I had to kill him AGAIN in the zerg campaign. Spawn Broodlings, kekeke! (I wanted to make it fast and painless)