Biggest "WTF!?" moments in your life?

[Hat of Controversy]

Yep, just as the title asks, what were the biggest surprises you've had in your life?Some of mine would be:

- When my 9 year old pekingese had a period ( . ), and made a nasty little crimson puddle on my bed. Seriously, I didn't know dogs could have periods!

- When I first learned why females get tongue-piercings.

- When I first learned what the phrase "I'd tap that" means.

- When I first saw a vagina.

I have no idea why these are all related to females and/or sex. But I do know one thing - Female biology freaks me dah F**K out!

Your turn!

 

[Woodsey]

Minus the dog incident (yuk), I find it hard to believe you WTF'd at any of those things.

 

[Omikron009]

I was once peed on by a blind kid.

I once fell in a septic tank.

 

[lostzombies.com]

e a nasty little crimson puddle on my bed. Seriously, I didn't know dogs could have periods!

- When I first learned why females get tongue-piercings.

There is some kind of sordid reason for this? Spill lol I've never heard this!

Made me remember oen of mine (not the biggest but hey, when I first saw a belly button piercing. No offense to anyone with them but they are possibly the most disgusting thing anyone could do to themselves. It's not even anything to do with the weight of the person, I find ones of athletic and toned abs just as horrible.

I just automatically identify them with cheesey bellybutton smell....not sure why

 

[Not-here-anymore]

My life is one big WTF moment. Mostly due to the electrocution accident, the cliff-falling accident, the car accident, the asthma incidents... All of which were individual WTF moments, and most of which have interesting stories behind them. But basically my continued survival confuses me.

Also, watching my brother play red dead redemption, where he uses no cover, no dead-eye, and no medicine, yet seems to pull through every fight on sheer dumb luck. It's a thing of strange beauty to watch.

 

[tomtom94]

Minus the dog incident (yuk), I find it hard to believe you WTF'd at any of those things.

Some people are quite sheltered, myself included. I can easily believe he WTF'd at those things. (Though I wouldn't)

OT: I WTF at my "friends" quite regularly. Usually when they take it upon themselves to repeat every little mistake I've ever made to every single girl I meet.

 

[eggy32]

What's the reason that girls get tongue piercings that made you go "WTF"?

 

[Woodsey]

e a nasty little crimson puddle on my bed. Seriously, I didn't know dogs could have periods!

- When I first learned why females get tongue-piercings.

There is some kind of sordid reason for this? Spill lol I've never heard this!

What's the reason that girls get tongue piercings that made you go "WTF"?

It's so they can give better blowjobs.

Minus the dog incident (yuk), I find it hard to believe you WTF'd at any of those things.

Some people are quite sheltered, myself included. I can easily believe he WTF'd at those things. (Though I wouldn't)

Guess you're right in light of the other two I've quoted, though they all seem pretty tame to me.

 

[Colour Scientist]

What's the reason that girls get tongue piercings that made you go "WTF"?

Oral sex I assume? It's obviously not the sole reason, I highly doubt it's even a main reason but that's what some people think.

 

[Hat of Controversy]

e a nasty little crimson puddle on my bed. Seriously, I didn't know dogs could have periods!

- When I first learned why females get tongue-piercings.

There is some kind of sordid reason for this? Spill lol I've never heard this!

They get them in order to enhance their penis-sucking skills. Basically...

There, I said it. It r teh troof!

 

[Girl With One Eye]

When I first saw a video of a woman giving birth.....*shudders*

 

[Hat of Controversy]

When I first saw a video of a woman giving birth.....*shudders*

It looks like a giant Cherry-Kool-Aid drenched, wrinkly raisin being pushed through a small tube made of flesh!

I think it's kinda funny, so long as I don't have to actually touch it or anything. I guess...

 

[snowman6251]

When I learned Samus was a girl. Pikachu zapped her with electricity and we all paused the game and awed at the newly discovered boobies.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

When I first saw a video of a woman giving birth.....*shudders*

It looks like a giant Cherry-Kool-Aid drenched, wrinkly raisin being pushed through a small tube made of flesh!

I think it's kinda funny, so long as I don't have to actually touch it or anything. I guess...

Yeah thanks, its alright for you I'm the one whos going to go through that some day...I WANT THE DRUGSSSS!

 

[child of lileth]

They get them in order to enhance their penis-sucking skills. Basically...

There, I said it. It r teh troof!

Not every girl does it specifically for that. That's like saying that no guy does it for that same reason. There's some that do, and some that don't for both genders.

 

[unoleian]

e a nasty little crimson puddle on my bed. Seriously, I didn't know dogs could have periods!

- When I first learned why females get tongue-piercings.

There is some kind of sordid reason for this? Spill lol I've never heard this!

What's the reason that girls get tongue piercings that made you go "WTF"?

It's so they can give better blowjobs.

That's one reason, but knowing a lot of the girls I know who have gotten them, I think that may have been the case at one point, but I think lot do it just to do it. Also, what utility is it in most circumstances to a male, some of whom I know have gotten them as well? They're not really appropriately placed for a female's oral pleasure...unless you were to really get down into it! Or, maybe I'm mistaken. Perhaps it just may give a little tickle at the top...ladies? Comments?

 

[Hat of Controversy]

They get them in order to enhance their penis-sucking skills. Basically...

There, I said it. It r teh troof!

Not every girl does it specifically for that. That's like saying that no guy does it for that same reason. There's some that do, and some that don't for both genders.

It's a lot funnier that way though!

 

[lostzombies.com]

e a nasty little crimson puddle on my bed. Seriously, I didn't know dogs could have periods!

- When I first learned why females get tongue-piercings.

There is some kind of sordid reason for this? Spill lol I've never heard this!

They get them in order to enhance their penis-sucking skills. Basically...

There, I said it. It r teh troof!

lol that is stupid, they just make them suck (no pun intended..well kinda). I can't understand the logic behind someone thinking that having a piece of metal in their mouth will make it feel better...like someone wearing rings on their fingers to improve a handjob...just doesnt fit

 

[MetaKnight19]

Getting hit in the eye by a 9-iron golf club was quite a WTF moment. As a result of that, I only have half a left eyebrow and was nearly left brain-damaged.

 

[eggy32]

When I first saw a video of a woman giving birth.....*shudders*

It looks like a giant Cherry-Kool-Aid drenched, wrinkly raisin being pushed through a small tube made of flesh!

I think it's kinda funny, so long as I don't have to actually touch it or anything. I guess...

Yeah thanks, its alright for you I'm the one whos going to go through that some day...I WANT THE DRUGSSSS!

True, but you'll never experience the pain of being kicked in the balls. We don't have drugs for that.