Biggest "WTF!?" moments in your life?

[child of lileth]

They get them in order to enhance their penis-sucking skills. Basically...

There, I said it. It r teh troof!

Not every girl does it specifically for that. That's like saying that no guy does it for that same reason. There's some that do, and some that don't for both genders.

It's a lot funnier that way though!

...If you say so.

 

[Aesir23]

When I first saw a video of a woman giving birth.....*shudders*

It looks like a giant Cherry-Kool-Aid drenched, wrinkly raisin being pushed through a small tube made of flesh!

I think it's kinda funny, so long as I don't have to actually touch it or anything. I guess...

Yeah thanks, its alright for you I'm the one whos going to go through that some day...I WANT THE DRUGSSSS!

You and me both. Heck, when I end up having, give me an epidural.

 

[sirkai007]

So this girl wants to watch the entire Star Wars series with me. She and I watched each movie in chronological order once a week. We cuddle a little at first but by the middle of Ep 4 we are making out. Two days later she is dating another guy and doesn't want anything to do with me.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

True, but you'll never experience the pain of being kicked in the balls. We don't have drugs for that.

Quit complaining, we still have period pains! Oh yeah that was another WTF moment, finding out that mother nature would be personally making my life hell once a month, fun.

 

[sirkai007]

They get them in order to enhance their penis-sucking skills. Basically...

There, I said it. It r teh troof!

Not every girl does it specifically for that. That's like saying that no guy does it for that same reason. There's some that do, and some that don't for both genders.

It's a lot funnier that way though!

...If you say so.

Some guys get pierced tongues to improve their penis sucking?

 

[eggy32]

True, but you'll never experience the pain of being kicked in the balls. We don't have drugs for that.

Quit complaining, we still have period pains! Oh yeah that was another WTF moment, finding out that mother nature would be personally making my life hell once a month, fun.

Ah yes, I forgo about those. I'll stop complaining now.

 

[child of lileth]

They get them in order to enhance their penis-sucking skills. Basically...

There, I said it. It r teh troof!

Not every girl does it specifically for that. That's like saying that no guy does it for that same reason. There's some that do, and some that don't for both genders.

It's a lot funnier that way though!

...If you say so.

Some guys get pierced tongues to improve their penis sucking?

Sure. If all women who do it apparently do it just for that, why wouldn't gay men do the same, for the same reasons? I mean, that's the only reason to do it, remember?

 

[Arcanz]

When I was told santa was not real. Yeah, that's a major wtf moment, and you know it!

 

[NoblePhilistineFox]

- When I first learned why females get tongue-piercings.

that didnt make me go, "wtf"
that made me want to date more goth/punk girls ^_^

OT:
the day I realised one of my best friends was gay,
im cool with it, but I honastly did not see it coming.
we have an agreement though, im cool with him being gay so long as he doesnt try to stick it in my butt.

 

[Vrach]

Seeing my best mate after he got a haircut (going from shoulder-length hair to completely short with just a slightly higher top) and not being able to recognize him in the first few seconds. It took us a proper few hours (we were on a bus) to come down from laughing our arses off at the situation

OT:
the day I realised one of my best friends was gay,
im cool with it, but I honastly did not see it coming.
we have an agreement though, im cool with him being gay so long as he doesnt try to stick it in my butt.

A song for you! - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgAYFVHwY_c&feature=related

 

[NoblePhilistineFox]

Seeing my best mate after he got a haircut (going from shoulder-length hair to completely short with just a slightly higher top) and not being able to recognize him in the first few seconds. It took us a proper few hours (we were on a bus) to come down from laughing our arses off at the situation

OT:
the day I realised one of my best friends was gay,
im cool with it, but I honastly did not see it coming.
we have an agreement though, im cool with him being gay so long as he doesnt try to stick it in my butt.

A song for you! - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgAYFVHwY_c&feature=related

if you put[yout,ube and the equal sign you can make a direct link
so in this case it would be =DgAYFVHwY_c&feature=related]
so fully put together that would be and I havent clicked the link yet, but I know what song you just put.
and I want to cut you now.

EDIT,
huh, wasnt what I thought it was.

 

[Vrach]

I know, I just find links less intrusive than embedded vids, plus I saw some threads disabling them so figured to be safe as I'm sorta new to posting around here

Guessing you thought it was something insulting by the title, nah, it's just an awesome funny song that happens to be related to your situation... was the first thing that came to mind when I read your post 's all

 

[El_Glovenator]

Waking up after a night of drinking next to my friend's ex girlfriend sitting on my face ...........Also how annoying the ending of Fallout 3 was

 

[SkoopMaster]

When ever I watch anime or some other trippy thing from Japan and this one time when my dog bit me in the face when I was lounging.

That mutt freaked me out that day.

 

[Chamale]

If we're going by "most recent", I'd have to cite the WTF moment I got 1 minute ago when I logged in to The Escapist. "You have 179 new messages".

Excuse me, I have a "mark all read" button to press.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

The entire Metal Gear series.

 

[Marter]

If we're going by "most recent", I'd have to cite the WTF moment I got 1 minute ago when I logged in to The Escapist. "You have 179 new messages".

Excuse me, I have a "mark all read" button to press.

And this was because of my <url=http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/Pokemon-Battlers-of-The-Escapist>Pokemon usergroup mostly, right?

You should probably disable the "Chat Notifications" so that doesn't happen.

Sorry about that. ^_^

 

[The Last Hunter]

Waking up after a night of drinking next to my friend's ex girlfriend sitting on my face ...........Also how annoying the ending of Fallout 3 was

Wait, so was she next to you or was she sitting on your face?

Anyway, this one time my dad ran over my foot with his back tire, and when I was really young somehow my foot got caught in a bicycle wheel. While I was riding the bike

Oh, and I was nearly blinded, because my friend "slammed" a shuttlecock into my eye, and then there was that time I found my dog standing on top of my cabinet. The list just goes on

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

Recently? Cryostasis. That game is WTF distilled.