Bikers plan to foil the Westboro Baptist Church's Plans

[thedeathscythe]

just one thing

why the fuck would the WBC want to picket the funeral of a 9 years old?

even for a religious fanatic it don't make no sense

oh wait

religious fanatic

nevermind

Well see, their...ah...logic, is that the gunman who killed her and others was sent by God to punish America for allowing people to be gay.

I'd love to talk to them, because by that logic, Allah is God. You see, God apparently hates gay people, so because America let's gay people have the same rights that everyone else deserves (yes, even the WBC low-lifes), God sends Muslim soldiers to kill American soldiers because America allows gays to live like human beings, so if God sent this soldiers, and these soldiers follow Allah, then God must be Allah. I would work out the kinks but I'd love to give them my two cents (I'm sure everyone would).

OT: This is awesome though, I love seeing how they're 40 yards away and everyone else is like 10 yards away. I would love to go to one of these funerals where the WBC protests, and bring a huge 5'x12' sign pointing at them with a few words of my own.

 

[Ih8pkmn]

Sorry if this next bit sounds a bit preachy:

This isn't a church. It's a cult. They don't worship Christ; they worship Nylarlathotep, the crawling Chaos.

Here's just a few of their slogans, in verbitam, from their signs:

GOD HATES FAGS
GOD: USA'S TERRORIST
THANK GOD FOR IEDS
GOD HATES JEWS


...wait. That last one makes no sense. Christianity was founded by a Jew. So, therefore, the church is saying God hates Jesus. And they're a christian church, theoretically. So, they're saying that God hates Jesus, and by extension, the people who worship Jesus, and by extension, THEM.

SUCK IT WESTBORO. If I ever hear about these idiots within 10 miles of here, I'm counter-protesting them.

 

[Blatherscythe]

Well, if a Hell's Angel biker hits Philps with a chain, that would have proven that there is a God...

If a Hell's Angel does something to Philps, it won't be involving a chain and he won't be getting up.

If a Hell's Angel were to kill Phelps I hope it would be with a 10 red hot dildo made of iron going down his throught.

I refuse to spell Philip's name correctly.

We'll see about that...

Please step into the gas cha- I mean, English class.

 

[Ashsaver]

I knew Hell's Angels are gonna go and done it again,I guess these guys have a soft spot for children.

 

[Naheal]

Well, if a Hell's Angel biker hits Philps with a chain, that would have proven that there is a God...

If a Hell's Angel does something to Philps, it won't be involving a chain and he won't be getting up.

If a Hell's Angel were to kill Phelps I hope it would be with a 10 red hot dildo made of iron going down his throught.

I refuse to spell Philip's name correctly.

We'll see about that...

Please step into the gas cha- I mean, English class.

The moment Felps can conduct himself in a respectable manner, then I shall treat him with respect. Until then, however...

 

[CaptainKoala]

This is one of the best examples of human decency that has ever been my pleasure to read in a long long time.
How ironic is it that the people who claim to be Christians (But don't follow the Bible or believe in Christian principles) are stopped by HELL'S ANGELS of all people. Haha I love it.

 

[Cid Silverwing]

just one thing

why the fuck would the WBC want to picket the funeral of a 9 years old?

even for a religious fanatic it don't make no sense

oh wait

religious fanatic

nevermind

I swear this is true, the WBC basically said this on the news, "She died because God sent that killer to deal with the sinners who died in that glorious shooting."

 

[emeraldrafael]

Snip

First off, that guy sounds like he has no idea what he's talking about, and really offense (not defending the WBC just saying) so it made it really hard to watch and listen, because I was expecting him to side with the WBC (thankfully, I was wrong).

Anyway, I gave up on the WBC, but its nice to see the Hell's Biker's doing something positive. ANd WBC, this is why we cant have nice things. Like freedom of speech. I mean, come people, I know you think your religion is right, but you make it really hard for people to defend the right to free speech with you running around. I know that the WBC thinks if there wasnt freedom of speech, they could still do what they do but enough is enough.

Though I'm very curious as to why the WBC is protesting a little girl's (among others) funeral. What did she ever do wrong? She was nine, thats not exactly enough time to go sinning unless you just start killing once you're out of the womb.

 

[LightspeedJack]

As much as bikers annoy me with their rediculously loud engines on this occasion I must say bravo.

 

[Dimensional Vortex]

Wow good thing too. If I was that little girls dad and I saw those fuckers ignorant people come to protest my daughters funeral I think I would go bat shit insane and just start shooting up the place or something. I guess the WBC won't learn their lesson until they get viciously attacked.

Go the Hells Angels, I guess it turns out they have a heart.

Uh. The enemy of my enemy is my friend, I guess. but than again if I would see even one of these WBC fucks I would fuck them up. I had never heard of them on account of me not living in america but these guys crossed the line where freedom of speech meets getting dead. You guys still have the death sentence well what better way to put that to work. Fuck I'm so goddamned enraged by these animals.

Yes I'm enraged too but I have heard they have an extreme tendency to start suing anyone and everyone who gets physically aggressive to them. I hate people who go and do something so ridiculously frivolous and superfluous and call it freedom of speech, but when someone does something against them verbally they call it slander and start suing or when someone does something physical they call it assault and start suing. I hope we can start the old out casting system they had in Ancient Greece. We could make a certain large area totally uninhabited and then fill it with snakes, sharks and cyanide and a whole other bunch of dangerous things and then exile the WBC and some other people there.

 

[emeraldrafael]

GOD HATES JEWS


...wait. That last one makes no sense. Christianity was founded by a Jew. So, therefore, the church is saying God hates Jesus. And they're a christian church, theoretically. So, they're saying that God hates Jesus, and by extension, the people who worship Jesus, and by extension, THEM.

Yes it does. Jesus was killed by jewish people, and betrayed by a Jew as well. Christianity didnt start till after he died, because he did not preach people to worship his name or his father in his name. So he was either killed (geographically speaking of course), but a Jew or a Muslim (maybe. not sure if that was before Christianity, and if it wasnt, I apologize, nor do I blame anyone for his death). People think that Jesus was a Christian, and that people that followed him while he alive where Christians. Thats why its hard to be Christian, especially when they read the Old Testament in church.

 

[Saltyk]

...So criminal bikers are the better men in this tale than the so-called servants of a caring, loving, all-forgiving God?

Nice to know WBC have lost none of their sanity or vigor. They'll be amusing me for a long time to come, until they do something really enraging and the world firebombs their homes.

Wait. You're surprised that criminals bikers are better than the WBC?

Anyway, God bless those bikers. God bless America and it's citizens. God bless all people everywhere.

And may the WBC burn in Hell.

 

[Purplefood1]

Seen the WBC on tv a few times... they sound like complete d**ks.

 

[Agent Larkin]

This ladies and gents is why even with all the negatives attached Biker's rock.

And to all the people typing in that the WBC just needs to be reasoned with just let me tell you something.

They are Trolls IRL. You can't reason with them.

If all anyone cared about was the lazer-rock show, AC/DC Highway To Hell blasting right across the street from them.

While the rest of your reply was good this was the one line I liked the most.

Give yourself a cookie

 

[irani_che]

Never have I ever felt such love and admiration for fricking Bikers.

 

[Reed Spacer]

Now the real question is: Will these shenanigans be wacky or zany?

 

[Singularly Datarific]

This is where the "Angel" part of "Hell's Angels" comes into play...
*thumbs up*

 

[Madcat75]

I have often wondered if the WBC were murdered just how hard would the police try to solve the case, I mean it wouldnt be hard for a critical piece of evidence to go missing or an eyewitness to just not be asked the right questions.

 

[DustyDrB]

The bikers have been doing this. People need to stop giving that "church" attention. They are merely a symptom of the kind of fear-mongering uneducated bastardized version of my faith that has been going on for a very long time.

 

[CrazyMedic]

Yeah, these guys are cool.

The WBC are mostly assholes, but I feel sorry for their kids.
They'll never fit in, and are being raised on a diet of hate and ignorance.

That said, those who threaten violence against them are worse.
Instead of trying to make them understand through showing compassion, they attack them for being different.
This is why I would provide them sanctuary in my home, if only to protect them until the authorities arrived.

Still, the PGR is an honorable group of men, and I'd definitely pitch in to just stand there in defense of the families.

EDIT: Ok, so they're not entirely about religion. Now it makes a little bit of sense.
As a pacifist though, I wouldn't stand for anyone being physically harmed on my front lawn.

well the way I view it some people need a good ass kicking, the way I view it you start talking and protesting at peoples funerals you loose your rite not to get punched in the face.