Birds being remade!?!

[Bored Tomatoe]

Michael Bay?
How are killer birds going to explode?

He'll find a way.... He'll find a way...

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

Not Michael Bay. Dear God no. WHY DOES HE RUIN AWESOME STUFF!!!!!

Because he can...

Now this news has saddened me. I enjoyed the original movie and this man will destroy it. Oh well probably going to see it anyway.

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

You see Birds was actually the first Hitchcock movie I saw. Since then I have seen Rear Window and Vertigo. Only Rear Window had a satisfying ending (I wont spoil anything beyond that).

What worries me is that Bay gets the military involved in all of his movies and I really would rather not see the military trying to shoot down birds.

"omg birds, we must destroy using lazers!" says military *Pew pew pew pew pew* "Arrrg, lazers! Transform and roll out!" the birds say, then transforming into Optimus Prime.



5 bucks says thats what happens.

 

[Laura.]

Michael Bay?
How are killer birds going to explode?

He'll find a way.... He'll find a way...

Yup, in a desperate effort to control the bird menace, the US military will attack them with jets that drop thermobaric bombs, soldiers with man-portable nuke-launchers and destroyers with railguns.
After they have leveled the entire city, they will find out the birds had been hiding underground (!) in their bird-made tunnels, and resurface while they are reloading, leaving the task of saving the world to a nerdy teenager who enjoyed birdwatching.

The horny nerdy teenager then finds a relic that will destroy the bird menace. He uses it and all birds on Earth explode in fiery balls of fire, finally returning peace to the world (that has no more birds in it). Yay!

 

[Scrythe]

Bullet-Time birds
A car out of nowhere flips over and explodes before it can stop rolling
Remote controlled robot birds that can shapeshift

What could possibly go wrong? Hell, Micheal Bay should remake Eraserhead while he's at it!

 

[The_Chief]

I can already see what it'll look like:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRS90V8BQGo

there is now waffle all over my key board. thnx

 

[messy]

The thing I hated about birds was the ending where they leave things as they are and just go off into the sunset. Also Birds is one of the lesser Hitchcock films in my opinions

Although bay can do sunsets well, especially during fight scenes moving the camera really fast.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Why would anyone want to revive The Birds of all films?

Same reason they revived Psycho. Lack of any original ideas.

 

[Sindaine]

Jesus Christ, how the hell do you tack gratutious tits onto a bird?!

 

[Gruthar]

Hmmm... I see a couple of ways he could incorporate explosions into the film. Birds kamikaze-ing into the engines of airliners, leads to crashing, leads to giant fiery explosions. Birds attacking drivers with their windows down, leads to crashing with nearby gasoline carrier, leads to giant fiery explosions. The possibilities are endless!

(The remake will also feature Megan Fox misidentifying engines birds as part of the requisite love story.)