I have just been rejected. I won't bore you with the details, but suffice to say, it felt as though all the blood in my body had been frozen into tiny icicles and hammered into my abdomen ( if anyone ever tells you that you feel anything love-related with your heart, slap them, for they are a filthy liar. It's the stomach, or maybe the diaphragm.) So looking at it, they're are two ways this thread could go. I could ask you people to drive the already depressing mood of this thread right into the fucking ground, or I could ask you to cheer me up with happy things and kittens and what-not.
However, I'm going to take a third option. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TakeAThirdOption] If you want to post some depressing rejection stories in this thread, feel free. However, you must post something that increases the mood by an equal or greater amount than the first part reduces it, either through awesomeness, cuteness, or just being funny as fuck. I'll start us off with a link to a Cracked article which I believe is one of the greatest and most terrifying things ever written. [http://www.cracked.com/blog/extra-mario-lopez-has-no-soul/]
That's right bitches [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ptitlel9hiod7i]. It's Robert Brockway. Word Puncher.