Bitter, bitter rejection.

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Kragg

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Always_Remain said:
At least you haven't had two relationships that lasted six months or longer and ended both of them because out of the blue you lose any feeling of love you had for whoever you were in a relationship with! Yeah, I'm a bit of a self saboteur when it comes to romance.

And now for something awkward funny and cute! (slightly related too!)

thats pretty normal chemistry really !
 

Jark212

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I fall into the category of: That nice, funny, but weird/possibly psychopathic guy...

So I'm quite familiar with this scenario...

EDIT: Oh and my first GF cheated on me, with a guy half my height. So I've never really opened myself to any girls sense her, and she stilled showed interest in my until I moved here to Colorado 2 years ago, and now I have zip friends that I can actually hang out with which explains why my post count skyrocketed when I moved here...

I really need this:

 

MelziGurl

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[http://img27.imageshack.us/i/omghusky.jpg/]

I have never been rejected, then again I've only been with one person...everyday I'm sure he regrets it :) These two pictures seem to make me happy when I see them.

[http://img338.imageshack.us/i/wordl.png/]
 

Red Right Hand

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theflyingpeanut said:
I have just been rejected. I won't bore you with the details, but suffice to say, it felt as though all the blood in my body had been frozen into tiny icicles and hammered into my abdomen ( if anyone ever tells you that you feel anything love-related with your heart, slap them, for they are a filthy liar. It's the stomach, or maybe the diaphragm.) So looking at it, they're are two ways this thread could go. I could ask you people to drive the already depressing mood of this thread right into the fucking ground, or I could ask you to cheer me up with happy things and kittens and what-not.
However, I'm going to take a third option. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TakeAThirdOption] If you want to post some depressing rejection stories in this thread, feel free. However, you must post something that increases the mood by an equal or greater amount than the first part reduces it, either through awesomeness, cuteness, or just being funny as fuck. I'll start us off with a link to a Cracked article which I believe is one of the greatest and most terrifying things ever written. [http://www.cracked.com/blog/extra-mario-lopez-has-no-soul/]
That's right bitches [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ptitlel9hiod7i]. It's Robert Brockway. Word Puncher.
Break something, it helps. (Make sure it's something that won't be missed!)
 

Kurokami

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theflyingpeanut said:
I have just been rejected. I won't bore you with the details, but suffice to say, it felt as though all the blood in my body had been frozen into tiny icicles and hammered into my abdomen ( if anyone ever tells you that you feel anything love-related with your heart, slap them, for they are a filthy liar. It's the stomach, or maybe the diaphragm.) So looking at it, they're are two ways this thread could go. I could ask you people to drive the already depressing mood of this thread right into the fucking ground, or I could ask you to cheer me up with happy things and kittens and what-not.
However, I'm going to take a third option. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TakeAThirdOption] If you want to post some depressing rejection stories in this thread, feel free. However, you must post something that increases the mood by an equal or greater amount than the first part reduces it, either through awesomeness, cuteness, or just being funny as fuck. I'll start us off with a link to a Cracked article which I believe is one of the greatest and most terrifying things ever written. [http://www.cracked.com/blog/extra-mario-lopez-has-no-soul/]
That's right bitches [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ptitlel9hiod7i]. It's Robert Brockway. Word Puncher.
That sucks, but it happens to everyone so don't let it get you too down.
 

Outright Villainy

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theflyingpeanut said:
If I could produce a squee [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Squee], I would do so right now.
theflyingpeanut said:
sesquipedalian loquaciousness [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SesquipedalianLoquaciousness]
theflyingpeanut said:
The cutest thing that's ever given me nightmares. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HighOctaneNightmareFuel]

Oh, I'm sorry. Did I do it again? Why, I just can't seem to help myself.
theflyingpeanut said:
Nya-Ha-Haaa! Mwahahaha! And etc. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvilLaugh] And I'll stop now. This is turning into an overly long joke. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OverlyLongGag]
That's it mister, do that again and I'm coming right over there and beating your ass. This is exam time coming up, do not link to tvtropes.
Go ahead. Try me. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BerserkButton]
 

Proctorninja

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normally i would say it was just a bad charisma roll but since i have been rejected alot this year i can say i sympathize and things will get better
 

Daveman

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theflyingpeanut said:
I don't want to hurt her back! She's a friend!
Oh believe me, after time you will. God I wish I'd never met that girl, then formed a weird obsession that consumed my life and soul. That left me emotionally distant and a loser, unable to see anybody filling her place in my life.

Anyway, that's basically why I have so much self-loathing.

Nah, but seriously, don't date friends. If it's messy you have to bear them FOREVER. Also it gets really awkward after you take advantage of them when they're drunk and vulnerable. I should know, I was very drunk and vulnerable.
 

NinjaDuckie

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Outright Villainy said:
That's it mister, do that again and I'm coming right over there and beating your ass. This is exam time coming up, do not link to tvtropes.
Go ahead. Try me. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BerserkButton]

TV Tropes WILL ruin your life. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife] ;D
 

Android2137

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Well I personally can't give relationship advice seeing as how I'm too chicken to pursue a relationship, but let's see if I can't find anything that'll cheer you up...

This isn't cute, but it never fails the cheer me up...





If you really want cute, go read Yotsuba&. It gave me cavities.
 

Chewster

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Rejection isn't that big a deal and learning to deal with it soundly is a hallmark of maturity.

In essence, man up and stop being so emo. It isn't the end of the world.

Hope that helps!
 

inflamessoilwork

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theflyingpeanut said:
I have just been rejected. I won't bore you with the details, but suffice to say, it felt as though all the blood in my body had been frozen into tiny icicles and hammered into my abdomen ( if anyone ever tells you that you feel anything love-related with your heart, slap them, for they are a filthy liar. It's the stomach, or maybe the diaphragm.) So looking at it, they're are two ways this thread could go. I could ask you people to drive the already depressing mood of this thread right into the fucking ground, or I could ask you to cheer me up with happy things and kittens and what-not.
However, I'm going to take a third option. [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TakeAThirdOption] If you want to post some depressing rejection stories in this thread, feel free. However, you must post something that increases the mood by an equal or greater amount than the first part reduces it, either through awesomeness, cuteness, or just being funny as fuck. I'll start us off with a link to a Cracked article which I believe is one of the greatest and most terrifying things ever written. [http://www.cracked.com/blog/extra-mario-lopez-has-no-soul/]
That's right bitches [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ptitlel9hiod7i]. It's Robert Brockway. Word Puncher.
You think that's bad? I got dumped, by my FIANCE, at WORK, via TEXT.


So you could have had it worse =)