Bizarre Love

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Me, I love the smell of burnt matches.

The smell of burnt anything, really.

You'd love the smell of burnt silk. We burn stuff at work all the time to find out if it is silk or nylon. Mmmmmm....silk...

Girls with fingerless gloves. Any girl that wear them is sexy to me.

Thats like me with guys in ties. Ties = sexy. And military jackets...mmmmm....jackets.

I'm going to go burn some silk.
And wear a tie while doing it!

Or burn a silk tie

But then I lose the sexy points.

 

[Major_Sam]

Me, I love the smell of burnt matches.

The smell of burnt anything, really.

You'd love the smell of burnt silk. We burn stuff at work all the time to find out if it is silk or nylon. Mmmmmm....silk...

Girls with fingerless gloves. Any girl that wear them is sexy to me.

Thats like me with guys in ties. Ties = sexy. And military jackets...mmmmm....jackets.

I'm going to go burn some silk.
And wear a tie while doing it!

What are you trying to do?! Make me faint?!

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

What are you trying to do?! Make me faint?!

What other responses do you offer?

 

[Major_Sam]

What are you trying to do?! Make me faint?!

What other responses do you offer?

I can do the swoon-faint. I can do the try-to-say-something-but-it-comes-out-gibberish. I can do the stare and faint. And....thats pretty much all I can think of at the moment.

 

[Altorin]

I'm a chubby chaser, lol

 

[Timotei]

What are you trying to do?! Make me faint?!

What other responses do you offer?

I can do the swoon-faint. I can do the try-to-say-something-but-it-comes-out-gibberish. I can do the stare and faint. And....thats pretty much all I can think of at the moment.

Don't forget the classic gasp and faint

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

What are you trying to do?! Make me faint?!

What other responses do you offer?

I can do the swoon-faint. I can do the try-to-say-something-but-it-comes-out-gibberish. I can do the stare and faint. And....thats pretty much all I can think of at the moment.

A swoon-faint would be nice. Don't worry, I'll catch you.

 

[megalomania]

Me, I love the smell of burnt matches.

The smell of burnt anything, really.

You'd love the smell of burnt silk. We burn stuff at work all the time to find out if it is silk or nylon. Mmmmmm....silk...

Girls with fingerless gloves. Any girl that wear them is sexy to me.

Thats like me with guys in ties. Ties = sexy. And military jackets...mmmmm....jackets.

See thats the kind of talk that makes guys like me want to dress up a bit more! I'm about to start a PhD so it's not like I'm required to wear a tie for the next 3 years or so...

I do have a military style jacket but its heavy as balls so it only comes out in the winter!

OT: This will sound weird, but I always notice what shoes girls are wearing but I don't have a foot fetish (I think, never tried sucking a toe...).

Oooh and the smells of solvents = yummy! Except acetic acid!

 

[Combined]

The scent of new printed material and ink. I like it. So much.

 

[Agent Larkin]

Sniping cyclists that go by the range of my pellet gun. I dont have an airsoft team so I have resorted to "Social Menace"

What gun do you use?

It is a pump action shotgun model.
actually wait a mo...
http://www.mainirishairsoft.com/scripts/prodView.asp?idproduct=424 this but a little different and mine has no butt-stock. I would love a rifle but the kid who keeps driving a moped down my street wouldn't be happy.

 

[Agent Larkin]

What are you trying to do?! Make me faint?!

What other responses do you offer?

I can do the swoon-faint. I can do the try-to-say-something-but-it-comes-out-gibberish. I can do the stare and faint. And....thats pretty much all I can think of at the moment.

A swoon-faint would be nice. Don't worry, I'll catch you.

Yeah it has to be a swoon faint. Or failing that there is the Pirates of the Caribbean option...

 

[Timotei]

Sniping cyclists that go by the range of my pellet gun. I dont have an airsoft team so I have resorted to "Social Menace"

What gun do you use?

It is a pump action shotgun model.
actually wait a mo...
http://www.mainirishairsoft.com/scripts/prodView.asp?idproduct=424 this but a little different and mine has no butt-stock. I would love a rifle but the kid who keeps driving a moped down my street wouldn't be happy.

L96, Clasic Army SCAR-H, WE M1911 GBB

 

[Sevre]

The smell of Napalm in the morning.

 

[Nu-Hir]

The smell of napalm in the morning.

 

[Agent Larkin]

Sniping cyclists that go by the range of my pellet gun. I dont have an airsoft team so I have resorted to "Social Menace"

What gun do you use?

It is a pump action shotgun model.
actually wait a mo...
http://www.mainirishairsoft.com/scripts/prodView.asp?idproduct=424 this but a little different and mine has no butt-stock. I would love a rifle but the kid who keeps driving a moped down my street wouldn't be happy.

L96, Clasic Army SCAR-H, WE M1911 GBB

Nice BTW that an M1911 as in Colt .45?

 

[Timotei]

The smell of Napalm in the morning.

The smell of napalm in the morning.

 

[Timotei]

Sniping cyclists that go by the range of my pellet gun. I dont have an airsoft team so I have resorted to "Social Menace"

What gun do you use?

It is a pump action shotgun model.
actually wait a mo...
http://www.mainirishairsoft.com/scripts/prodView.asp?idproduct=424 this but a little different and mine has no butt-stock. I would love a rifle but the kid who keeps driving a moped down my street wouldn't be happy.

L96, Clasic Army SCAR-H, WE M1911 GBB

Nice BTW that an M1911 as in Colt .45?

Correct

 

[Aur0ra145]

I love the smell of 100LL avgas and JP-8. Also, I'd marry any girl with slate colored eyes... Unless she was fat or diseased.

 

[Agent Larkin]

Sniping cyclists that go by the range of my pellet gun. I dont have an airsoft team so I have resorted to "Social Menace"

What gun do you use?

It is a pump action shotgun model.
actually wait a mo...
http://www.mainirishairsoft.com/scripts/prodView.asp?idproduct=424 this but a little different and mine has no butt-stock. I would love a rifle but the kid who keeps driving a moped down my street wouldn't be happy.

L96, Clasic Army SCAR-H, WE M1911 GBB

Nice BTW that an M1911 as in Colt .45?

Correct

There good but I am desperately trying to get one of these:http://www.mainirishairsoft.com/scripts/prodView.asp?idproduct=420
They wont restock it. Im also busy looking for the holy grail. of airsoft rifles this side of the pond.