Bizarre Love

[Naeo]

Finding inconsistencies and talking about the merits and dismerits of religions collectively and specifically. Talking about my own non-established and as far as I am aware rather unique beliefs that are bound to offend someone. Oh, and seeing assholes die.

 

[damselgaming]

Muscular arms... decent looking guys wearing an eyepatch.
Tigers. I would like to hug one.
And matching my travelling outfit to my suitcase.
Old Disney movies.
The smell of Lynx, I have the Lynx effect issue.

 

[Obama Osama Llama Diorama]

Ridiculous slaughter, tearing people apart and shoving their spine down someone's throat and killing other people in equally creative ways entertains me, I can't speak for others.

I often find skinny girls to be much more attractive than girls with large breasts.

When I walk around in public, I often hope I get into a fight... no luck yet.

I tend to hate standard turn-based JRPGs, but everyone else seems to love them.

I don't want to learn to drive because of the responsibility I'll have acquired along with it.

I hate fighting games and I find FPSs based on PvP to be tiring.

same with me on the women hahaha
but then again I'm a skinny guy, so it makes sense
and on the turn based
except for pokemon blue....*nostalgic memory zone-out*

 

[Obama Osama Llama Diorama]

Oh and i like a lot of different kinds of music
in a generation that seems hell-bent on labelling groups of people by their close-minded taste in one particular genre of music

 

[The Salty Vulcan]

My loves are generally only considered odd because they tend to be seen as 'guy things' and I'm a lady.

And perhaps my love of Asian horror films with exceeding gore and violence, which some people find distasteful.

I also have a love affair with anything written by Poe or Shakespeare, which can be seen as 'boring'. Morons.

I usually find that if you can deliver Edmunds opening speech in King Lear with emotion in your voice it will impress anybody no matter how dense they are.

No No make a convincing Glouchester and you can make walking vegetables get it

 

[Bernzz]

The smell of burning anything. Fire. Mmmmm...

Also, petrol smells awesome.

 

[soulasylum85]

Like everyone else here I like the smell of Burning things.

Ain't notin like da smell o a burning dooby man.

/Jamaican voice

agreed it does smell delicious.

 

[CakeDragon]

The sound made when you hit someone over the head with an empty Pringles tube.

 

[Angus565]

ragdoll physics in games, I like how they go tumbling through the air. its even more beautiful in slow-motion...

 

[damselgaming]

The sound made when you hit someone over the head with an empty Pringles tube.

Kind of a *clonk*. I agree.

 

[Dr.Poisonfreak]

the sound of someone walking slowly across gravel, mmmm ^_____________________________________^

 

[Assassin Xaero]

Stuff like tornadoes where we go into tornado lock down at school or they think they are going to hit our house always make me kind of calm and happy for some reason... Maybe it is because everyone else is panicking or freaking out and I don't really give a shit...

 

[DarkRyter]

The smell of Gasoline.

Girls that have that hairstyle where their bangs are combed over one of their eyes. I dream about that hairstyle.

Red eye in photos. Why would anyone want to remove it? It looks badass.

Lolicons. Note, I'm not into loli's myself, but the people who do, are just so lovable. Society may shun them, but I do not shun, I only hug.

Russian/West European accents. Ever since I played GTA IV, I hear Niko's voice every time I read or think.

The smell of Napalm AT NIGHT.

 

[Alphabeties]

i love like a metal finger or a wooden finger
i think those are incredibly sexy

and i love the smell of gasoline
xD i always go outside at a gas stop

 

[nerdsamwich]

I have a tendency to be dramatic, even when the situation does not call for it. I find it entertaining.
I like the smell of gasoline, the smell of garlic, and the smell of onions.
I make a point to try various cheeses, usually on a cracker of some sort.
I have a hobby of mentally disassembling things (try to figure out the different ways that it could be put together, and work.), though when I get the opportunity to, I often actually disassemble them. (examples include a VCR, a clock radio, an air conditioner, a microwave, and a laptop.)
I often read the dictionary when I am bored.

dude, I read the dictionary too! I got a Websters Complete Collegiate from my high school. It's, like, eight inches thick and is where I got all my self-taught Latin.

 

[Darth Pope]

The taste of Sushi.

Red hair.

The smell that comes out of my cars air conditioning when it first starts up.

Small girls. (As in short in stature.)

Cows.

The smell of leather.

JRPGs (At one point I wouldn't have thought myself a minority on this but I seem to be here.)

Heights.

City skylines.

As Bushwhacker2k posted earlier, I don't really go for the whole epic boobs thing.

I hate cold more than anything, and temperatures in excess of 100 Fahrenheit don't even faze me. But strangely enough, my favorite season is winter. Does that make me masochistic?

Reading. You wouldn't believe the number of comments I get from people over how stupid they think reading is.

 

[Cowabungaa]

Oh and i like a lot of different kinds of music
in a generation that seems hell-bent on labelling groups of people by their close-minded taste in one particular genre of music

Thank you! That's what I'm talking about, why limit yourself so much? I never got that.

I'm also keen to always be alert when I'm outside my house. Always. No matter if I'm at work, at school or riding the train, I constantly scan the area, hoping that something exciting might happen. So far, nothing has happened. Everything is so dull.

O and for some reason, I think having a prosthetic leg (not an arm) would be awesome. Just one though, so it's nice and a-symmetrical. I mean, look at this:

Why would I even want a real leg then? I wouldn't even bother with a stupid, rubbery fake skin on that. Just shiny silver and black, awesome. Or one of those blade-runner things, like that thing Eli from Half Life 2 walks on only a bit bigger and more badass.
O and yes, those shoes look awfull with that leg.

 

[chefassassin2]

Probably blades. If my parents weren't adamant pacifists, I'd have an entire wall of swords and polearms and kusari-gama and throwing knives and *trails off, getting misty-eyed*

One of the many, many reasons I became a chef. As long as I can find a culinary use for just about any blade, I buy it and use the reason as a basis. I'm not even kidding. I've gotten so many blades because of that excuse.

Also OT-The feeling after I get done with work. The exhaustion coming down after a busy, satisfying night and cleaning up my station, sitting back and watching my crew clean before we go grab a beer, all 7 of us sweaty, smelling of garlic, fish, and meat. Gods and Cthulhu, I wouldn't trade that feeling for the world. Also, along the same lines, the feeling of a good adrenaline rush when working the grill and cranking out a couple hundred steaks, burgers, and fish at perfect temps, always hitting the plate and never missing a beat? Hells, yes.

 

[dontworryaboutit]

What are some things you love that would perplex/disgust/shock the average human being/Escapist member?

I got a giggle out of that.

Mine would be Fall Out Boy.

Now I'm gonna go ahead and put up my dukes.