Bjork

[monodiabloloco]

Send your cyclopean doom monkeys to fetch her, eat her strange twisted heart and gain her mystical power. Become the object of another's desire then quail in soon-to-be-eaten terror as the doom monkeys come for you.
Failing that, have a banana and a nap.

 

[General Mostly Electrified Steel]

Failing that, have a banana and a nap.

That idea is quite...

Appealing.

 

[monodiabloloco]

Buh-dum, CRRSH!

 

[General Mostly Electrified Steel]

Buh-dum, CRRSH!

But you're ultimately pussy-footing about the issue of insanity if you think a cat-nap will cure me.

 

[Apone]

Steve Mc Queen. I would turn gay for that man... if he were alive. WHICH HE IS! No amount of canser can kill Steve McfuckingQueen. I bet t'was a government cover up. He was too awesome so they sent him off to fight cyborg hitler and his army of martian cows.

Ok, that's my contribution to this subject.

I'm the same for Nathon Fillion. Sad, but true.
As for Bjork I would suggest you cut off her head with an ornate sword crying "There can be only one!" Then you can absorb her power and essence. Failing that wait till your hormones catch on to someone in your age range and locale.

 

[monodiabloloco]

But you're ultimately pussy-footing about the issue of insanity if you think a cat-nap will cure me.

You're like a pun cyborg!!
Domo arigato.

 

[General Mostly Electrified Steel]

You're like a pun cyborg!!
Domo arigato.

Well, Styx really is hell.

But I gotta say, the song Styx in your head.

 

[Apone]

Denzel Washington, Samuel L Jackson, Javier Bardem and Russell Howard. These are the men I would fantasise about if I were gay or a woman.

Ask me why I said this and I would hold no answer.

Sometimes, you just know. *hugs in a manly way*. /jk
Anyone know why Gems got banned? I can think why but this thread hasn't been locked so I guess it wasn't an off topic thing here.

 

[IronMuck]

While this doesn't relate to the topic...

@Crap_haT: I think Russel howard is so awesome i would have sex with him. Despite my fear of putting my.... in a... Anyway, i'm leaving this creepy place.

 

[Anarchemitis]

No.