Black Mesa or Aperture science

[micky]

where would you rather work aperture science or black mesa, pre invasion.

 

[baddude1337]

Black Mesa Definitely. Be a good lazy security guard.

 

[FalloutJack]

We do what we must because we can.

 

[thejrade]

The other day 2007 called and reminded me to play Portal for the first time, and it was pretty good. Does anyone know anything about a Portal Gun being put into any other FPSs?

 

[bassdrum]

I'd rather work at Aperture, since they have the portal gun and they don't get beaten to death by aliens, at least not immediately.

Either way, they're both not very good options--Aperture Science is fully of crazy people and computers, but Black Mesa gets destroyed by aliens and the USMC. I'd rather work somewhere totally different.

 

[archvile93]

That's a tough decision, since they both fucked up so horribly. I think I'd go with Black Mesa though. At least then I could see some aliens before I died.

 

[Hoboape]

Does Black Mesa have a catchy tune and cake?

I thought not...

 

[Gindil]

The other day 2007 called and reminded me to play Portal for the first time, and it was pretty good. Does anyone know anything about a Portal Gun being put into any other FPSs?

Yes...


*whistles innocently*

 

[Leg End]

The other day 2007 called and reminded me to play Portal for the first time, and it was pretty good. Does anyone know anything about a Portal Gun being put into any other FPSs?

I trust this is the droid you are looking for?

(Damn, that joke did not fit)

EDIT: OT: Can I work for both part-time?

 

[0p3rati0n]

Black Masa. I would be able to kick some ass with a lot of bullets instead of performing some puzzle act.

 

[micky]

shoot forgot to add pole, well i would like to work at black mesa i think there insurance plan is better.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

While AS is cool with the Portal Gun, I don't think it was very smart to have an entire science corporation be run by a conscious all-powerful robot.

I'm going with Black Mesa then.

 

[micky]

I'd rather work at Aperture, since they have the portal gun and they don't get beaten to death by aliens, at least not immediately.

Either way, they're both not very good options--Aperture Science is fully of crazy people and computers, but Black Mesa gets destroyed by aliens and the USMC. I'd rather work somewhere totally different.

didnt something happen to aperture also? everything is empty but functioning, so that leads me to believe something really bad happened or their just in a big room having a party with cake.

 

[Worgen]

black mesa, considering that everyone working at apature got poisoned by an insane AI, at least in black mesa you had a fighting chance

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

The other day 2007 called and reminded me to play Portal for the first time, and it was pretty good. Does anyone know anything about a Portal Gun being put into any other FPSs?

I think it's possible to put it into Half-Life somehow, not sure though.

OT: Black Mesa, maybe I'll live that way.

 

[bassdrum]

I'd rather work at Aperture, since they have the portal gun and they don't get beaten to death by aliens, at least not immediately.

Either way, they're both not very good options--Aperture Science is fully of crazy people and computers, but Black Mesa gets destroyed by aliens and the USMC. I'd rather work somewhere totally different.

didnt something happen to aperture also? everything is empty but functioning, so that leads me to believe something really bad happened or their just in a big room having a party with cake.

Yeah, I suppose that I kind of forgot about GLaDOS while making the original post... Oh well, I'm stupid like that.

Still, they have the portal gun, so that makes up for the deadly neurotoxin bit, at least in a small way.

 

[micky]

I'd rather work at Aperture, since they have the portal gun and they don't get beaten to death by aliens, at least not immediately.

Either way, they're both not very good options--Aperture Science is fully of crazy people and computers, but Black Mesa gets destroyed by aliens and the USMC. I'd rather work somewhere totally different.

didnt something happen to aperture also? everything is empty but functioning, so that leads me to believe something really bad happened or their just in a big room having a party with cake.

Yeah, I suppose that I kind of forgot about GLaDOS while making the original post... Oh well, I'm stupid like that.

Still, they have the portal gun, so that makes up for the deadly neurotoxin bit, at least in a small way.

and cake i guess and the sentries at black mesa aren't adorable

 

[The Long Road]

Aperture Science, for obvious reasons involving cake, robots, and laughing in physics' face, but also the conspicuous lack of resonance cascades.

 

[bassdrum]

Yeah, I suppose that I kind of forgot about GLaDOS while making the original post... Oh well, I'm stupid like that.

Still, they have the portal gun, so that makes up for the deadly neurotoxin bit, at least in a small way.

and cake i guess and the sentries at black mesa aren't adorable

See? Even though you'll die a painful death due to total paralysis, you'll enjoy every minute of it--now THAT'S what I call employee benefits!