AS LIKELY AS A NOBLE DOING SOME WORK AMIRITE?Irridium said:Ah Dwarf Fortress...Tharwen said:Play Dwarf Fortress!
You will enjoy it. At least, if you don't, you won't stick around your fortress long enough to see them all die painful and horrific deaths.
[sub]My last fortress ended when a beastie came from underground which ejected a gas that both burnt and paralysed any part of any creature it touched. All the while there was a siege outside which my archers were having strange troubles shooting at. In the end I just opened the gates and watched...[/sub]
Losing is fun! My recent one ended when the dwarves flooded my fortress with lava. Which wouldn't have happened if they had an ounce of competence. But a Dwarf acting competent is about as likely as... well I don't have a metaphor for it, but its highly unlikely.
[sub]I made a pit with a spike for the sole purpose of dropping small animals down it.[/sub]