Blatant Jim Stirling Fanboyism

[Baralak]

Who's Jim Stirling?

Maybe he's Lindsey Stirling's father?
P.S. And don't you dare to make a joke like "And who's Lindsey StErling?"

Is it a joke if you really don't know who she is? I mean, I googled and found some violin gal. Seems rad and all, but it's hardly mainstream.

Really? Lindsey's pretty huge. That, and she's the 2nd artist I know of to do dubstep and not be garbage.

Oh maybe I'm just getting old and I don't understand the music of you young people.

You know who introduced me to Lindsey Sterling? My mom, and she is 60. xD

Plus, you're never too old or young to appreciate a woman playing the violin well!

 

[strumbore]

Willem Dafoe's a great actor, I never
thought his characters were flimsy,
even though he played the same guy
every movie--himself.
...
He's like a coked-up Bruce Willis!

Anyone see Dafoe in Boondock Saints?
Most baddass macho-gay-gender-bending-detective ever!

One of my favorite scenes:
(don't watch if you're gonna throw a fit, fair warning)
http://youtu.be/uY2TC4R2TbI

 

[Doom972]

Putting Simon Templeman in any game would get my full attention. Not so much with Willem Dafoe.

 

[strumbore]

Putting Simon Templeman in any game would get my full attention. Not so much with Willem Dafoe.

Who is Simon Templeman?
oh yeah, that guy :/
He's ok.
I was partial to Michael Bell.

You don't like Dafoe?
You think he's a lousy actor,
or you just don't like his movies?

explain yourself, sir!

 

[marcooos]

So the lead charcter is J Holmes...

"YEAH!!! YEAH!!! Dundun dun dun, FREAKY CONSTANTINA IN THE HOUUSSE"
"Hit it lilly"
"Yo mothafucka"
"MAKE IT RAIN CHEETO GOODNESS"

... I listen to way to much podtoid

 

[Doom972]

Putting Simon Templeman in any game would get my full attention. Not so much with Willem Dafoe.

Who is Simon Templeman?
oh yeah, that guy :/
He's ok.
I was partial to Michael Bell.

You don't like Dafoe?
You think he's a lousy actor,
or you just don't like his movies?

explain yourself, sir!

Simon Templeman did the voiceover for Kain in the Legacy of Kain series, Teyrn Loghain in Dragon Age Origins, Dr Archer in Mass Effect 2, and probably more. I mentioned him because the OP did.

As for Dafoe, I like his work but I'm not a fan.

 

[BreakfastMan]

Saw this, smiled widely.

Wanna know something better? The main character's name is Jody Holmes. J Holmes. There BEST be a mesh tank-top in this fucker somewhere. Every game needs some FREAKY CONSTANTINA!!!

YEAAAAAAAH! YEAAAAAAAH!

Is this thread going to devolve into a bunch of Podtoid in-jokes? Because I would be totally cool with that.

 

[strumbore]

snip

Oh, I know who he is. He has a great voice, actually. I just though Raziel's was more interesting, even if it bordered on melodramatic. Soul Reaver, which is enveloped in the Legacy of Kain series, is a favorite of mine. I thought it was the most compelling game story I ever experienced. The voice which really drove that series though, was that of Tony Jay (RIP). Even though I was Christian at the time, the concept of an all-powerful god who had tricked humanity into worshiping it as benevolent, and unwittingly feeding it their souls, was fascinating.

 

[Guffe]

Funny how every second person in this thread is quoting the next person trying to convince them that it either Sterling or Stirling with capital and bold letters xD

 

[LordDPS]

Funny how every second person in this thread is quoting the next person trying to convince them that it either Sterling or Stirling with capital and bold letters xD

Moderaters care not where the punctuation flows. Only that it flows at all

 

[Dansen]

How dare you speak badly about His Sterlingness!

because he lost style!

How Jim Sterling with monocle is blatantly better than Jim Sterling without said monocle.
http://www.destructoid.com/blogs/SansJason/how-jim-sterling-with-monocle-is-blatantly-better-than-jim-sterling-without-said-monocle--138668.phtml

.....ummmm Why is Jim covered in soap? And who is that mysterious man in the mirror?

 

[Gypsyssilver]

The first time I laid eyes upon Jim Sterling, my computer screen opened up to show the true nature of the internet. Rainbows, unicorns, butterflies, and all manner of video game characters danced around a beautiful field with a joy and rapture that I had never seen before. It was clear they were all celebrating something, but I had no idea what.

At once, they all stopped, and looked onward to one point within this great field. At first I didn't know why they had all chosen this one barren spot amidst a sea of green grass to focus their attention, but soon it became quite clear. First, a rumbling of the earth, then a slight cracking of the soil, and then...a humble sprout shot up. It was as if they had beckoned it into being.

Before my very eyes this sprout continued to grow and transform into a beautiful flower, stretching toward the heavens and growing to a monstrous size. After a few moments, the bud began to open while my new friends continued to look on with amazement. I really felt like I was there, experiencing this glorious moment with them all. And what was revealed as the petals of this beautiful flower opened up for us? Why, it was Mr. Sterling's face! Glowing and beaming at us all with a look of supreme grace that spoke to a most heavenly purpose! A raucous cheer erupted from the crowd, for this was truly a Christmas miracle of some sort that would surely stand unparalleled for the rest of time. We all rejoiced at the coming of the flower savior. "Thank God!" they all sang out at once, "Thank God for Jim!"

"I have come!" He said. "I have come to save you all from the perils that shall soon befall you!"

Anyway that's about when my power went out so I never found out what happened next.

I'm pretty sure I just died laughing.

Best. Post. Ever.

And yes, thank God for him.

May his radiant beneficence be ever a guiding light for us all...

I wonder if he's single.