Blatant Lies

[Fijiman]

I'm not wondering if Topaz will hit 20000 post by December.

I'm also not about to do some stuff which does not require me to get off the internet for a while.

 

[Roxas1359]

Once you reach 10k the Escapist doesn't own your soul...

 

[Evil Smurf]

I have not given my soul to the escapist willingly. Kross is the devil

 

[Fijiman]

Operation: "Free Up Space On My Computer" was a complete success. I don't need to get a new flash drive if I want to even try to clear up space.

 

[Roxas1359]

I have not given my soul to the escapist willingly. Kross is the devil

My soul hasn't been used to feed the hamsters for over 2 years now...
That's why they are doing so well. There is plenty of my soul left for them to feast on.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I did not just buy a ski mask for my cosplay as the spy from TF2, it did not cost me AU $2.39
http://i862.photobucket.com/albums/ab185/Bestnbestonline/CS/01TO50/BEST-CS00031.jpg

 

[Roxas1359]

I do not expect you to be robbing banks with that...XD

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I won't go to sleep dreaming of a special person in my life.

Obviously I'm going to dream about Elvis.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I plan to rob many masks in my ski mask

 

[Dr.Susse]

I am not seeing Black Sabbath next year.

Life is not worth it...

 

[Fijiman]

I enjoy waking up before 7am and having to drive only a few minutes later.

 

[Roxas1359]

My stomach doesn't hurt right now.

I also don't feel queasy.

 

[Evil Smurf]

my Pokemon are not kicking all the team plasma arse

 

[Fijiman]

I bet Team Rocket could kick your Pokemons' asses.

 

[mParadox]

I'm not loving Borderlands 2~ >.>

 

[Roxas1359]

I am not excited to see Wreck-it-Ralph today.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I hear it's a good movie about what they do with the pets no one buys for the week.

You'll never use toothpaste again.