Blatant Lies

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm an unlucky asshole.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I don't want 2 cats, one called Eddie the Head and one called Slash

 

[Roxas1359]

All you do is whine.

All you do is drink and dress up little dogs!

captcha: for sure. See even the captchas agree with me!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I liked my dream last night.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I sold all your wrists for good game reviews

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I am a cat person.

 

[Roxas1359]

I hate cats.
Never grew up with them.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I grew up with no cats. Never even seen them.

I never had dogs. Dogs suck.

 

[Roxas1359]

A dog didn't almost attack me as a child so I'm not somewhat terrified of them.
[sub]People up the street had a dog they would put in dog fights and it got out as animal control was trying to take it.[/sub]

 

[Evil Smurf]

<spoiler=my Desertbus poster did not come today>https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A_pkRYnCUAEAQcK.jpg:large

 

[Fijiman]

I sold all your wrists for good game reviews

I was wondering why my hands were just floating in the air.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

North Korea truly wishes for peace with the South.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I sold all your wrists for good game reviews

I was wondering why my hands were just floating in the air.

Now you know.

 

[Roxas1359]

I didn't kill Chernabog really easily.

 

[Euryalus]

Nothing is true, everything is permitted

 

[Roxas1359]

I didn't just send Tizzy a PM.

 

[Dr.Susse]

All you do is whine.

All you do is drink and dress up little dogs!

captcha: for sure. See even the captchas agree with me!

Leave my hobbies out of this!

Next you'll tease me about writing Winnie the Pooh fan-fics.