Blatant Lies

Winterdecay · Jan 31, 2013

This is not my first post.

Roxas1359 · Jan 31, 2013

Go away, no one wants you here. leave the Escapist now!

SamtheDeathclaw · Jan 31, 2013

These captchas are my favorite! I wish there was an option to turn them on for every post!

Evil Smurf · Jan 31, 2013

don't get a pub club membership

Roxas1359 · Jan 31, 2013

I won't eventually get one.

Evil Smurf · Jan 31, 2013

android is a better OS then IOS, it is smoother and more functional.

vgmaster831 · Jan 31, 2013

Evil Smurf was following the rules of the thread in his post about phone operating systems.

MrCollins · Jan 31, 2013

Vgmaster wasn't trying to be clever about Smurf's post.

janjotat · Feb 1, 2013

MrCollins hasn't thought about stabbing me with that pencil

MrCollins · Feb 1, 2013

Janjotat shouldn't stop telling people I plan to stab you.

SamtheDeathclaw · Feb 1, 2013

I totally didn't just spend over an hour reading this thread, and I can stop thinking in blatant lies any time I want.

Redlin5_v1legacy · Feb 1, 2013

Reading this thread is bad for your health.

Dr.Susse · Feb 1, 2013

I'm not back.

Redlin5_v1legacy · Feb 1, 2013

Your title is not good.

Dr.Susse · Feb 1, 2013

I never drink.

It's so wildly inappropriate XD

Evil Smurf · Feb 1, 2013

what's alcohol? is it nice? I've never drunk before.

Dr.Susse · Feb 1, 2013

@Evil: It makes the pain go away.

Redlin5_v1legacy · Feb 1, 2013

I'm never sober.

Fijiman · Feb 1, 2013

I didn't fall asleep on the couch last night.

Roxas1359 · Feb 1, 2013

I didn't buy RAM for my laptop.