Something funny didn't happen at work.
The following is all lies "A bloke was showing me how to do a termination and the block didn't really fit in the case so you had to push it in with a screw driver. He said Now its easy to slip and hurt yourself here so be careful. And after saying that he did slip and there was blood and much laughter.......from me not him, he was in pain."
I'm a good person.