Blatant Lies

[Evil Smurf]

I did not dream about my classmates.

 

[thesilentman]

My friend cannot play chess. He's a disgrace to our team and all that it stands for.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I play chess well.

 

[MetaKnight670]

I am also great at chess. I did not sacrifice my king to take out a pawn at one point because I was bored.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I am also great at chess. I did not sacrifice my king to take out a pawn at one point because I was bored.

The spirit of LEEEEEEEROY JEEEEENKINS!

 

[Fijiman]

I'm not going to bed soon.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm not at the bar.

 

[Dr.Susse]

New Daft Punk is terrible.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Pop it like para!

 

[kailus13]

I understand the previous poster perfectly

 

[Dr.Susse]

Understand it and devote a religion to it.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I am here to liberate you from your oppressors

 

[MetaKnight670]

Tunnel snakes definitely do not rule.

 

[Teoes]

I do not have a delicious slice of chocolate cake to finish off my lunch.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I don't have a new tattoo.

The new tattoo I don't have isn't currently sore.

 

[Evil Smurf]

pics or it happened.

 

[kailus13]

I am not eating delicious jelly.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Shin Megami Tensei is one of those series that just suck.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I did not introduce some friends to favourite YouTube videos.