Blatant Lies

[kailus13]

I do not use Internet Explorer.

 

[staika]

I didn't just win a $5 bet with my dad, the joy of the win hasn't caused me to drink.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I get my money for nothing and my chicks for free

 

[Dr.Susse]

Could you move that microwave oven?

 

[staika]

I hate to say it but the microwave is a lie

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not incredibly jealous of staika's rainbow badge.

I totally don't have that badge. <.<

OT: I didn't work 14 hours in a row. I feel excellent and ready to get to work tomorrow!

 

[staika]

I like work, especially working Saturday. That is my favorite time to work of all time.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You have not been posting. You're a communist.

 

[staika]

Dammit how didn't you know!? This will take extreme measures to correct

 

[Evil Smurf]

I did not write a poem
The Penguins will rule us all!
Seriously, it's whack as crack,
these penguin motherfuckers will stab your back,
they'll take your phone,
take your keys,
and fill your car with killer bees.

Think about this when you feed these fiends,
because playing with beaks is playing freaks,
run away,
hide,
now you'll be safe.
Oh shit they're coming!
I'm dead indeed.

 

[staika]

Truly beautiful, it brings a tear to my eye.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Truly beautiful, it brings a tear to my eye.

I'm not hoping you are following the thread's rules.

 

[staika]

Truly beautiful, it brings a tear to my eye.

I'm not hoping you are following the thread's rules.

I am sure to never follow any rules, it is a saying I keep in a plaque above my bed.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Truly beautiful, it brings a tear to my eye.

I'm not hoping you are following the thread's rules.

I am sure to never follow any rules, it is a saying I keep in a plaque above my bed.

Wooooo!

 

[staika]

I write poems all the time, I am incredibly skilled at it. I think I won't stick to full length stories, those at least I am pretty bad at.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I write poems all the time, I am incredibly skilled at it. I think I won't stick to full length stories, those at least I am pretty bad at.

I love writing.

 

[staika]

I write poems all the time, I am incredibly skilled at it. I think I won't stick to full length stories, those at least I am pretty bad at.

I love writing.

I hate it, It's not a way to pass the time. It's not something that you either like or dislike.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I write poems all the time, I am incredibly skilled at it. I think I won't stick to full length stories, those at least I am pretty bad at.

I love writing.

I hate it, It's not a way to pass the time. It's not something that you either like or dislike.

I enjoy writing because I am good at it.

 

[staika]

I write poems all the time, I am incredibly skilled at it. I think I won't stick to full length stories, those at least I am pretty bad at.

I love writing.

I hate it, It's not a way to pass the time. It's not something that you either like or dislike.

I enjoy writing because I am good at it.

I am not pretty good at it, my incredibly long attention span helps a whole lot.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I write poems all the time, I am incredibly skilled at it. I think I won't stick to full length stories, those at least I am pretty bad at.

I love writing.

I hate it, It's not a way to pass the time. It's not something that you either like or dislike.

I enjoy writing because I am good at it.

I am not pretty good at it, my incredibly long attention span helps a whole lot.

My BA in communication is not about writing.