Blatant Lies

[Evil Smurf]

I'm super racist on twitter.

 

[staika]

I am super serious and by the book on twitter. It's quite boring

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm not funny at all.

 

[staika]

I don't like to think I'm funny, only to have people laugh at me for thinking I'm funny. At least alcohol will leave me.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Alcohol is never the answer.

 

[staika]

Shame that I don't work tomorrow, will be able to get drunk D;

 

[Evil Smurf]

Shame that I don't work tomorrow, will be able to get drunk D;

Shame about that, also a shame that bars are boring places.

 

[staika]

Shame that I don't work tomorrow, will be able to get drunk D;

Shame about that, also a shame that bars are boring places.

I didn't used to work at a bar. I wasn't a cook, it was the greatest job ever.... Didn't get yelled at by a drunken guy over a broken chicken wing before.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Shame that I don't work tomorrow, will be able to get drunk D;

Shame about that, also a shame that bars are boring places.

I didn't used to work at a bar. I wasn't a cook, it was the greatest job ever.... Didn't get yelled at by a drunken guy over a broken chicken wing before.

How dare you break the wings of chickens

 

[staika]

Holy shit it's not almost 4:30 am. I don't think I should sleep today. I will not see you guys later.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Holy shit it's not almost 4:30 am. I don't think I should sleep today. I will not see you guys later.

Don't sleep well, yucky prince.

 

[MetaKnight670]

Civ 5 is definitely more fun in multiplayer without mods.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I did not just randomly vomit.

 

[kailus13]

I did not just randomly vomit.

You shouldn't see a doctor about that.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I did not just randomly vomit.

You shouldn't see a doctor about that.

I will get right on that.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I did not just randomly vomit.

You shouldn't see a doctor about that.

I will get right on that.

Someone called for a totally legal Doctor?

 

[Evil Smurf]

I did not just randomly vomit.

You shouldn't see a doctor about that.

I will get right on that.

Someone called for a totally legal Doctor?

Doctor Who?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Dr. Susse will cure me! Pass the vodka.

 

[staika]

When in doubt, vodka cures every ailment!

 

[kailus13]

I use alcohol to cure all my diseases.