Blatant Lies

[kailus13]

There are no loud people in the next room. I can hear myself think.

 

[UltraDeth]

This video makes perfect sense

 

[kailus13]

It is recommended to watch that video with headphones and the sound turned up.

 

[Roxas1359]

I don't have two finals tomorrow. >.<

 

[Evil Smurf]

I don't have cat hair on me.

 

[Risingblade]

It takes 23.45 licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop

 

[staika]

I don't need surgery to get my wisdom teeth removed :/

 

[Yuno Gasai]

I know exactly what I'm doing tomorrow.

 

[Roxas1359]

I hate all the avatars that you get Ahri.

 

[Fijiman]

My internet hasn't become shit-tastically slow all of the sudden.

 

[kailus13]

I am not jealous of your internet.

 

[Fijiman]

This video makes perfect sense

I Don't remember watching that video before. It still isn't funny.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I did not get a free drink at uni

 

[staika]

I didn't almost step on a wasp on my way to bed. Everywhere is safe now!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I really want to go to work right now.

It was a good day, wasn't it?

Sometimes you should wake up in the morning...

 

[UltraDeth]

It is socially acceptable to reply to your own post

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I am posting sober and I am asleep. Both are wise.

 

[Teoes]

I'm gutted we've got nice weather for once.

 

[Evil Smurf]

So wise

 

[kailus13]

Evil smurf wasn't ninja'd.