Blatant Lies

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Bioshock Infinite wasn't worth the price. I feel smart for not pre-ordering it and instead buying it full price later on...
I expected it to be a bad game. I don't have massive respect for Ken Lavine and disliked all the other Bioshock games.

 

[Zantos]

I am in a completely average emotional state as decisions made in the past few days have not been the biggest of my life.

 

[UltraDeth]

We all want to hear Mel Gibson sing

 

[Fijiman]

I have not gotten around to adding more deaths to my avatar, I didn't put it off long enough.

I wouldn't like an updated list of all of them.

Tomorrow isn't the second anniversary of this thread's creation.

 

[staika]

I have not gotten around to adding more deaths to my avatar, I didn't put it off long enough.

I wouldn't like an updated list of all of them.

Tomorrow isn't the second anniversary of this thread's creation.

Ask and you won't recieve.

Spoiler: Edit: Keeping a running count of what I have so far

Vodka
Cats
Would you kindly
Narwhals
Penguins
Singularity Implosion
Torn apart by hamsters
slipped on a banana peel
hit by go-kart
OD on candy
Eaten by Yoshi
Zombie Sheep
Face Hugger
Game Withdrawl
Ate Superglue
EA
Reenacting Jackass
Facebook Addiction
I Like Trains
Train Betrayal
Failing Stand up School
Stepping on a mine turtle
Llama driving a car
Sex
staika (yay for me!)
Apple Pie
Ponies
ME3 Ending
Kross (DON'T HURT ME KROSS!)
The Basement
Scorpion King 3
Lemmings
Frogs
Church mice
xkcd
Gold Standard
Lady Gaga
Justin Bieber
Rabbits
LOG!
The Feels
Not Meth
Gifs
Snu Snu
Fisticuffs
Alcohol Abuse
The Comfy Chair
The Stupid
Sexism Threads
Tripping on a flat surface
yb lysdexia
YOLO
Direct Sunglight
Coffee
Typo
Konami Code
CounterAttack
Flying Monkeys
Dragons
Sharks eating your face
Allergies to Adorableness
Computer Blowing up
Bishop Fucking up the knife game
"Magic Trick"
LLLLAAAAAGGGGG
Radiation
Couldn't hold it in
Big Daddy
Big sister
Missing it by THAT much
the dark side
Hiatus
Time Paradox
The overwhelming sense of Loneliness
Youtube Comments
Video killing the radio star
Rage
Anvil
Gate to oblivion
Glitch in the matrix
Going below 50mph
Slender man
Doing it with no hands
Looking right into the lightsaber
Team Rocket
$avatar = "Death"
$avatar (POWERSHELL HUMOR!)
Literary Paradox
Competitive Word Addition
video games
drowning in a kiddie pool
Bacon
Fat Ninjas
ICBPM
Super Bees
Wall
You lost the game
Gnomes
Old Ladies
Blue Screen
Couldn't let it out
Enlightenment
The Red Button
Miracle of Goats
The Hamster dance
The Spinning Button
Meep, Merp, MUU!
Fanboys
Fangirls

 

[staika]

Also apparently some of my deaths aren't spelled wrong according to someone. I didn't go through all of them to find none of them misspelled. No cookies to the one who finds any.
[sub]The dyslexia one is spelled wrong on purpose though.[/sub]

 

[Fijiman]

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I don't think I might have a few ideas for more deaths. I wont PM you in a little bit.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Also apparently some of my deaths aren't spelled wrong according to someone. I didn't go through all of them to find none of them misspelled. No cookies to the one who finds any.
[sub]The dyslexia one is spelled wrong on purpose though.[/sub]

you should not add "Grammar Nazis" to the list in honour of this.

 

[staika]

The easiest part of making a story is naming everything. IT IS SO EASY IT IS LAUGHABLE!

 

[Evil Smurf]

The easiest part of making a story is naming everything. IT IS SO EASY IT IS LAUGHABLE!

I don't just write about my life.

 

[staika]

The easiest part of making a story is naming everything. IT IS SO EASY IT IS LAUGHABLE!

I don't just write about my life.

I am not rebooting an old RP of mine, and in the process we aren't completely redoing it. It is not a very time-consuming process.

 

[UltraDeth]

I am not looking forward to takeaway fish and chips for lunch today

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

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I won't ask how big you avatar's size is. I'm not referring to the file size.

 

[staika]

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I won't ask how big you avatar's size is. I'm not referring to the file size.

It's not about 135KB at the moment. I didn't edit it to include more deaths earlier but I saved it correctly losing all of my work. Luckily I didn't have a backup.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Stop and smell the roses! They only bloom once a year.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

That isn't smaller than I expected. My avatars don't often take a lot of cropping and resizing to get it to conform to the limit. The pictures I use are never 1MB + unedited...

 

[staika]

My avatar isn't a simple animation with only words and a blank background. The size can get pretty large if you keep it like that. As for your avatars usually jpeg images don't have more detail and thus larger sizes. I don't usually scale the quality down a tad to abide by the size limitations.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I make mine by drowning virgin girls in the blood of their pets.

 

[Dr.Susse]

@Smurf: Mine was made by throwing a kitten into the sun.