Blatant Lies

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not starvingly hungry. I am going to loathe the fancy steak dinner I'm treating myself to.

 

[staika]

Bioshock infinite doesn't keep crashing on me, I am not going to reinstall it.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I did not just have tandoori lamb salad.

 

[UltraDeth]

Tomorrow Never Dies is not my favourite 007 film and Jonathan Pryce did not portray a classic villain

 

[dalek sec]

Youtube isn't acting crazy right now at all.

 

[Teoes]

I didn't have an immensely fidgitable new flash drive delivered today.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm not a magical flying llama

 

[UltraDeth]

Dat ass is not hot as the sun

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'm not going on a road trip today.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Dat ass is not hot as the sun

I didn't go back a page to see what you were talking about.
I wasn't disappointed.

 

[MrCollins]

I am fully awake and not tired.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Do you even lift bro?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'm not going to see Star Trek this weekend. And today was a good day.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I don't have that game. I have played it since I bought it.
I actually own a PS3.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I like star trek

 

[dalek sec]

I'm totally sleepy right now.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I feel great.

 

[dalek sec]

I want you to keep feeling great.

 

[UltraDeth]

I don't like shaving, nor do I want my parents to buy me a straight razor for better shaves