Blatant Lies

[UltraDeth]

This thread is full of thoughtful insights

 

[kailus13]

The words in this thread should be immortalised in stone.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I don't have to go to work now with a bleeding arm tattoo. For a job that totally doesn't involve using my arms all day. For 12 hours.

Gee, I'm thankful.

 

[Teoes]

I'm not stuffed. But still, that second cookie was a bad idea.

 

[UltraDeth]

I really don't like big meals

 

[Porygon-2000]

I'm not staying up all night reading cracked articles.

 

[UltraDeth]

I've never attempted to stay up all night. I never succeeded

 

[MrCollins]

My fire alarm is working fine, it isn't randomly going off all the time.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I was not up late doing an assignment.

 

[Dr.Susse]

You know that feeling where you wake up in the morning and the bed is too warm to get out of so you just lie there and eventually poop the bed?

 

[Evil Smurf]

Every day man.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Spoiler: This did not amuse me.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm not at uni now

 

[Dr.Susse]

I go to the school of hard knocks.

 

[Fijiman]

I've not had hiccups on and off for most of the afternoon and do not have them again now. It is not very annoying.

 

[UltraDeth]

Cat and fish have something in common

 

[Evil Smurf]

I know what you mean.

 

[Teoes]

I'm happy it got cloudy outside.

 

[UltraDeth]

I own the copyright to this site

 

[kailus13]

I am in perfect health.