Blatant Lies

[Mocmocman]

I didn't get olive oil on my new shirt within the first hour of wearing it.

 

[UltraDeth]

A Duke Nukem figurine would not be an amazing gift

 

[Teoes]

The server hamsters aren't upset again coincidentally at the same time as I open every thread on the page in separate tabs.

 

[UltraDeth]

I do not get annoyed by constant error messages on this site

 

[Evil Smurf]

Julia Gillard won the position of PM again.

 

[UltraDeth]

This is the best thread on the site

 

[Rooster893]

I don't want the Nightwing comics for my birthday.

 

[Fijiman]

Everyone should stop posting in this thread.

 

[Evil Smurf]

My bus is late, THANKS OBAMA!

 

[Euryalus]

I don't have internet right now!

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm going to sing Adele at you all.

 

[Euryalus]

I'm sure he'd be as good as her too!

 

[Evil Smurf]

And then I will sing songs of boy bands

 

[UltraDeth]

I haven't had really elaborate dreams these past couple of days

 

[Teoes]

I'm not a couple of days away from going on holiday. BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Dr.Susse]

I play a mean triangle.

 

[kailus13]

I posted on forum games yesterday.

 

[Evil Smurf]

My new headphones suck!

I don't want to know what they are. I don't want to see if mine are better