Blatant Lies

[Headsprouter]

I'm not being serious.

I resent the fact that we cleared that up.

I don't want a munchkin kitten.

I'm quite into munchkin cats, but I don't see the appeal. The fact that they can jump very high has no advantages in keeping them as house animals. I never let my cat out so I hate the fact she has proportionate legs.

Speaking sarcastically unlike this and remaining easily understandable gets easier as sentences become longer.

 

[DyqstARD]

I'm dead

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm dead

That's what you get for having a lower post count, noob.

 

[UltraDeth]

Music is pointless

 

[Teoes]

I've got loads left to read in A Feast For Crows. It hasn't gotten a good deal better towards the end.

 

[UltraDeth]

Reading is for hippies

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Is not catching up with LRR.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm voting for the Australian liberal party because I like being oppressed. Austerity FTW.

 

[UltraDeth]

I vote frequently

 

[Dr.Susse]

I normally vote for the socialist alliance.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm not getting drunk

 

[Teoes]

I've gotten drunk every day this week. I'm not getting some stocks in today to see me through the next few weeks. A nice rum and a nice whisky, no I won't get those.

 

[UltraDeth]

Marillion are an overrated prog-rock band

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

This thread is stupid

 

[UltraDeth]

I hate grapes

 

[Rooster893]

I am now in a committed relationship!

We didn't end on good terms. I'm sobbing my eyes out right now, this is something I should get completely depressed over.

Teen Titans Go! won't cheer me up if I get sad.

 

[Fijiman]

I'm not going to go see the Lone Ranger soon.

I am now in a committed relationship!

We didn't end on good terms. I'm sobbing my eyes out right now, this is something I should get completely depressed over.

Teen Titans Go! won't cheer me up if I get sad.

We aren't still here for you.

 

[Rooster893]

I hate you all! Go away, I don't want your support! YOU PEOPLE ARE STUPID!

 

[UltraDeth]

I want to have children

 

[Dr.Susse]

I remember when my kids first started to say that.