Blatant Lies

[UltraDeth]

That did not sound like a double entendre

 

[Rooster893]

I didn't just move up my PS3 to my room.

 

[Headsprouter]

I didn't just move a piece of toast up into my face.

 

[UltraDeth]

Bacon and omelette is not a good way to start the day

 

[Teoes]

That did not sound like a double entendre

That wasn't the point.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I've got my copy of Super Mario Sunshine in the mail today.

 

[UltraDeth]

I don't fancy playing GTA5

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

My diet has been healthy the past few days.

 

[Fijiman]

I love spending large amounts of time in hospitals.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I go to the hospital every day, I can't get enough! Hooray for doctors and probing and what-not!

 

[Rooster893]

I don't have to change my senior project. I wasn't going to do it on cosplayers, but my advisor said that counted as a cultural phenomenon.

I didn't leave a match after losing 0-3 because of lag, and I didn't get a message saying "run pussyass".

I had a happy day.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I don't want cereal for supper. And I'm glad I don't have a girlfriend.

 

[Rooster893]

I don't wish I was a conduit.

 

[Headsprouter]

I'm not grinding levels in Minecraft, I cannot hear the clattering of skeleton bones as I type this...

 

[Evil Smurf]

I've not got iOS 7 on my iPhone.

 

[Headsprouter]

I don't need to update. It's runs worse than 6, but I like the design a lot better.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I don't want to play Minecraft.

 

[UltraDeth]

I don't have to change my senior project. I wasn't going to do it on cosplayers, but my advisor said that counted as a cultural phenomenon.

I didn't leave a match after losing 0-3 because of lag, and I didn't get a message saying "run pussyass".

Sounds like a nice chap

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Feeling fine.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Parallax is boring